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Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 10:10 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Ha, Bart Gets an Elephant is one of my least favorite prime-era episodes.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 10:19 pm
by Norah
Of course it is.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Thu May 26, 2016 11:46 pm
by epilogue
I'm in awe that you guys, not only know Simpsons episodes this well, but also know them by title. And remember bits from them. It's remarkable.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:07 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:13 am
by Norah
Don't praise the machine.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:20 am
by LoathedVermin72
cutuphalfdead wrote:Don't praise the machine.
The radio bits are the best part, for sure.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:20 am
by LoathedVermin72
durdencommatyler wrote:I'm in awe that you guys, not only know Simpsons episodes this well, but also know them by title. And remember bits from them. It's remarkable.
I watch like 3-5 episodes
every day, man.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:25 am
by Simple Torture
LoathedVermin72 wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Don't praise the machine.
The radio bits are the best part, for sure.
Looks like those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:26 am
by LoathedVermin72
Simple Torture wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:cutuphalfdead wrote:Don't praise the machine.
The radio bits are the best part, for sure.
Looks like those clowns in Congress have done it again. What a bunch of clowns.
How does it keep up with the news like that?
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:33 am
by Norah
Hot dog! We have a wiener!
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:37 am
by EJ
Chud works at KBBL, right?
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:40 am
by Simple Torture
KBBL for old people, basically.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:41 am
by Norah
KBBL is going to give me something stupid!
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 1:17 am
by stip
The whole exchange between homer, Bart, Lisa and blackheart is amazing. Every line is classic
Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
Homer: Here's the keys.
Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory.
Homer: Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 1:20 am
by Norah
And yes, like most people, I've dealt a little ivory.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 1:22 am
by stip
also featuring:
Homer: Well, these bills will have to paid out of your allowance.
Bart: You'd have to raise my allowance to about a $1000 a week.
Homer: Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.
Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge, I agree with you, in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
- Spoiler: show
- quite possibly my most quoted simpsons line for at least a ten year stretch
Homer: You never know when an old calendar might come in handy. Sure, it's not 1985 now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?
Homer: Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things... like love!
Marge: Or double-ply windows. They look just like regular windows but they'll save us 4% on our heating bill
Homer:D'oh!
Lisa Simpson: A deer!
Marge Simpson: A female deer!
Homer: I'm pretty sure I can struggle my way out of this. First I'll pull my legs out with my arms...then I'll pull my arms out with my face
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 1:29 am
by tragabigzanda
Steve Albini wrote:Whenever there's active promotion on the part of somebody else, whenever I see somebody all dolled up for a fancy photograph and someone's handing out flyers or whenever there's active promotion for something like that, as an imposition on my day, I hate all those people and I want them to fail. I have a visceral reaction to advertising and promotion. There's just something about salesmanship that grates on me on a very base level and I react very negatively towards it. I want those people to suffer and I want their enterprises to fail.
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 4:27 am
by Mecca
TIL: some of you have bad opinions
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 4:38 am
by Norah
mostly lv
Re: Simpsons Episode Tournament: Seasons 1-10
Posted: Fri May 27, 2016 12:57 pm
by Mecca
cutuphalfdead wrote:mostly lv
I said "opinions" not "onions"