Red Mosquito

bodysnatcher wrote:yep that's exactly what my wife does too. nothing is straight. nothing is in any order. i should document this with photos.

I would but she pretty much just expects me to load it now, which I am perfectly fine with.

bodysnatcher wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:As far as the dishwasher, I have just taken over dishes full time because I can't stand how she loads the thing.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME TOO. I don't understand it. After she's finished loading it, you can easily first 2-3 times more stuff into the dishwasher.

Guys, this is my life exactly. This is incredible.

i love when I look in the dishwasher and she has put a spoon in there with gobs of yogurt stuck to it or a plate with gravy on it

I posted this a year ago in Things You Don't Understand thread:

Chris_H_2 wrote:How my wife, who has an MBA from the University of Chicago, isn't smart enough to figure out how to load our damn dishwater.

it's really unbelievable how she loses a chromosome when it comes to putting 1 pot, 2 knives, a fork, and a glass in the thing.

I'm guessing all of our wives would quickly lose at Tetris

Birds in Hell wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:As far as the dishwasher, I have just taken over dishes full time because I can't stand how she loads the thing.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME TOO. I don't understand it. After she's finished loading it, you can easily first 2-3 times more stuff into the dishwasher.

Guys, this is my life exactly. This is incredible.

My wife put the knives in pointy-side up

Guys, I think we've finally found something to unite all of RM once and for all.

bodysnatcher wrote:yep that's exactly what my wife does too. nothing is straight. nothing is in any order. i should document this with photos.

I can't believe what I've been missing in here. I've never felt closer to you all.

Also, apparently the different slots in the silverware organizer in our drawer mean nothing to my wife when she puts the dishes away.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, apparently the different slots in the silverware organizer in our drawer mean nothing to my wife when she puts the dishes away.

I'm ok on that end... except we have two different sized spoons and two different sized forks (I have no idea why), and she just mixes those up willy-nilly. Which, whatever, they're still forks.

Got an iron on Pj patch and stuck it on my bag. The bag is from a company called some and cloth. They make the coolest bags. I'm happy with it. Not totally trusting the glue so gonna stitch it too.

tragabigzanda wrote:

ridleybradout wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:As far as the dishwasher, I have just taken over dishes full time because I can't stand how she loads the thing.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME TOO. I don't understand it. After she's finished loading it, you can easily first 2-3 times more stuff into the dishwasher.

Guys, this is my life exactly. This is incredible.

My wife put the knives in pointy-side up

Guys, I think we've finally found something to unite all of RM once and for all.

I can get in on this too. My wife puts the nice knives in the dishwasher; or, if washing by hand, puts them pointy-side-up in the drying rack.

:rollseyes: first world problems

lol

bodysnatcher wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, apparently the different slots in the silverware organizer in our drawer mean nothing to my wife when she puts the dishes away.

I'm ok on that end... except we have two different sized spoons and two different sized forks (I have no idea why), and she just mixes those up willy-nilly. Which, whatever, they're still forks.

fuck that. there's a slot for butter knives, a lot for large forks, a slot for smaller forks, and a slot for spoons. if i reach in for a a large (normal size, really) fork and instead get a small one....rage

cutuphalfdead wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:Also, apparently the different slots in the silverware organizer in our drawer mean nothing to my wife when she puts the dishes away.

I'm ok on that end... except we have two different sized spoons and two different sized forks (I have no idea why), and she just mixes those up willy-nilly. Which, whatever, they're still forks.

fuck that. there's a slot for butter knives, a lot for large forks, a slot for smaller forks, and a slot for spoons. if i reach in for a a large (normal size, really) fork and instead get a small one....rage

Well, to be honest, it bugs me. But I try and let it go. And it's really not all that common to happen, so when it does it's obvious we were in a hurry

ridleybradout wrote:

Birds in Hell wrote:

bodysnatcher wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:As far as the dishwasher, I have just taken over dishes full time because I can't stand how she loads the thing.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME TOO. I don't understand it. After she's finished loading it, you can easily first 2-3 times more stuff into the dishwasher.

Guys, this is my life exactly. This is incredible.

My wife put the knives in pointy-side up

Guys, I think we've finally found something to unite all of RM once and for all.

Unfortunately, I'm the one in the household who loads the dishwasher to no one's satisfaction. I don't put the knives pointy side up, but I do load it quickly and without reason and that frustrates my wife.

dammit Coach get your shit together

doug rr wrote:i love when I look in the dishwasher and she has put a spoon in there with gobs of yogurt stuck to it or a plate with gravy on it

My girlfriend does this AND she can't put anything in the dishwasher properly. I finally gave up and asked her to leave all of her dishes in the sink, and I would take care of them.

Goddamit mods. Sort this derail out.

Unless there's a PJ themed dishwasher coming out. Wash. Deep Wash. Even Flow.