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Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sat June 24, 2023 4:49 pm
by 96583UP
what level saltiness we talkin

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sat June 24, 2023 4:50 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
6

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 3:00 am
by epilogue
Thinking about the end.

Because what's the point really?

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:18 am
by Ello Sailor
The point is to reach the end, bro. You're not even close.

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:36 am
by Strat
Ello Sailor wrote:The point is to reach the end, bro. You're not even close.
are you?

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:41 am
by Ello Sailor

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:46 am
by Strat
how you doing tonight, feller?

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:48 am
by Ello Sailor
Friggin' humming m8. You?

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:49 am
by Strat
Ello Sailor wrote:Friggin' humming m8. You?
Real, real good. Got a nice hike in with my pup. Had some drinks. Played wild guitar for 1.5 hours. Dexterity coming back!!

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:51 am
by Ello Sailor
Well would ya look at Justin Vernon over here. :nice:

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 4:52 am
by Strat
Ello Sailor wrote:Well would ya look at Justin Vernon over here. :nice:
You and I both wish i was that talented. I just play the guitar. no real talent here.

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 7:55 am
by Chris_H_2
I’m currently posting on a toilet with a built-in heated bidet and fan. I want one.

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 11:20 am
by 96583UP
i currently posting on a toilet that had a lot of pee on the seat and i had to clean it all off with wet wipes

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 2:36 pm
by Ello Sailor
:lol:

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 2:38 pm
by JuanHamm
96583UP wrote:i currently posting on a toilet that had a lot of pee on the seat and i had to clean it all off with wet wipes
Whose pee?

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 6:39 pm
by epilogue
'snatcher if the funniest RMer.

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 7:09 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 7:20 pm
by epilogue
tragabigzanda wrote:
epilogue wrote:'snatcher if the funniest RMer.
Been saying this for like five years
I'm not saying it, trag, I'm *admitting it.*

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 7:53 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Admit Something

Posted: Sun June 25, 2023 8:29 pm
by Monkey_Driven
tragabigzanda wrote:
epilogue wrote:'snatcher if the funniest RMer.
Been saying this for like five years

He's top 7 at least