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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 7:33 pm
by bodysnatcher
My farts smell like rotten eggs
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 7:35 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
bodysnatcher wrote:My farts smell like rotten eggs
What is wrong with us
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 8:00 pm
by dad
My wife just told me my farts smell like a hamster cage.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Sun March 19, 2023 8:04 pm
by spike
I pooped on the plane, but couldn’t relax cuz my kid was in her seat alone. Now I’m on my usual throne closing the loop.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 2:25 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
9/10 poop this morning. Only loses some points because of wipe.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 2:27 pm
by JuanHamm
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:I feel weak af now. Like I pooped out my immunity system.
You should probably go to bed
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 2:27 pm
by JuanHamm
Oh that was old
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 2:28 pm
by JuanHamm
Well it's still good advice
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 2:41 pm
by tree_
oranges
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 2:46 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Goodnight.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 3:09 pm
by Coach
Didn't eat very well this weekend so I paid for it this AM. Honestly, I don't even want to describe it, just know it was kinda bad and now over.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 3:20 pm
by Monkey_Driven
Coach wrote:Didn't eat very well this weekend so I paid for it this AM. Honestly, I don't even want to describe it, just know it was kinda bad and now over.
you should try to explain it, we've all been there
this thread is a safe space
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:09 pm
by bodysnatcher
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:9/10 poop this morning. Only loses some points because of wipe.
Same here. Expect mine was only a one wiper!
(Two wipes technically bc the second was just a safety wipe to make sure)
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:21 pm
by Coach
Monkey_Driven wrote:Coach wrote:Didn't eat very well this weekend so I paid for it this AM. Honestly, I don't even want to describe it, just know it was kinda bad and now over.
you should try to explain it, we've all been there
this thread is a safe space
Update: After lunch, I went again. This is not over yet.
I appreciate this being a safe place. And, I like to go over the line w/ my message board posting. But I want to be able to eat certain foods again and if I describe these loose poops I might not be able to eat those certain kinds of foods again.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:22 pm
by Coach
bodysnatcher wrote:lennytheweedwhacker wrote:9/10 poop this morning. Only loses some points because of wipe.
Same here. Expect mine was only a one wiper!
(Two wipes technically bc the second was just a safety wipe to make sure)
Don't get too cocky. No one ever got hurt conducting a "just in case" wipe.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:28 pm
by tree_
I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:29 pm
by Coach
tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:30 pm
by tree_
Coach wrote:tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?
The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:42 pm
by dad
tree_ wrote:Coach wrote:tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?
The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.
amazing.
Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
Posted: Mon March 20, 2023 5:43 pm
by tree_
dad wrote:tree_ wrote:Coach wrote:tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.
A preemptive wipe?
The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.
amazing.
I can't explain it, how it works, but it's true. Just try it.