Biff Pocoroba wrote:Texas-based evangelist with ties to President Donald Trump came under fire this week after video re-surfaced of her telling followers that they don't need to get a flu shot because "Jesus himself gave us the flu shot."
Gloria Copeland, a member of the president's faith advisory council, posted the video last Wednesday, but it began to gain traction this week after a number watch groups re-posted it on social-media channels.
"Listen, partners, we don't have a flu season," Copeland, 75, said in a Facebook video posted Jan. 31. "We've got a duck season, a deer season, but we don't have a flu season."
"And don't receive it when somebody threatens you with, 'Everybody is getting the flu,'" she added. "We've already had our shot. He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. That's what we stand on."
Copeland, a co-founder the Fort Worth, Texas-based Kenneth Copeland Ministries, went on to pray for those who were already displaying flu-like symptoms, telling them to protect themselves by declaring "I'll never have the flu."
"That's great -- that's the way it's supposed to be," she continued. "Just keep saying that 'I'll never have the flu. I'll never have the flu.' Inoculate yourself with the word of God. Flu, I bind you off the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot. He redeemed us from the curse of flu."
This is great because if you get sick it's your fault for being a shitty Christian.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Thu February 08, 2018 2:01 am
by wease
HeyGuys wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:Texas-based evangelist with ties to President Donald Trump came under fire this week after video re-surfaced of her telling followers that they don't need to get a flu shot because "Jesus himself gave us the flu shot."
Gloria Copeland, a member of the president's faith advisory council, posted the video last Wednesday, but it began to gain traction this week after a number watch groups re-posted it on social-media channels.
"Listen, partners, we don't have a flu season," Copeland, 75, said in a Facebook video posted Jan. 31. "We've got a duck season, a deer season, but we don't have a flu season."
"And don't receive it when somebody threatens you with, 'Everybody is getting the flu,'" she added. "We've already had our shot. He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. That's what we stand on."
Copeland, a co-founder the Fort Worth, Texas-based Kenneth Copeland Ministries, went on to pray for those who were already displaying flu-like symptoms, telling them to protect themselves by declaring "I'll never have the flu."
"That's great -- that's the way it's supposed to be," she continued. "Just keep saying that 'I'll never have the flu. I'll never have the flu.' Inoculate yourself with the word of God. Flu, I bind you off the people in the name of Jesus. Jesus himself gave us the flu shot. He redeemed us from the curse of flu."
This is great because if you get sick it's your fault for being a shitty Christian.
Goddamn I hope she gets the Flu.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Wed February 21, 2018 8:00 pm
by Biff Pocoroba
Billy Graham finally died.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Thu February 22, 2018 4:16 am
by verb_to_trust
The flu shot is bullshit
Re: The God topic
Posted: Thu February 22, 2018 4:45 am
by simple schoolboy
Biff Pocoroba wrote:Billy Graham finally died.
How upset was he not to make it to a nice, round 100?
Re: The God topic
Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 2:34 am
by Biff Pocoroba
If I had the hair I would get into the televangelism racket. But I have shame and at least the possibility of going to heaven instead.
On Monday, Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced the formation of a Religious Liberty Task Force to protect the conscience rights of Americans from being violated by government regulations.
“Today I am announcing our next step: the Religious Liberty Task Force, to be co-chaired by the Associate Attorney General and the Assistant Attorney General for the Office of Legal Policy—Jesse and Beth,” Sessions said at a Department of Justice Religious Liberty Summit.
“The Task Force will help the Department fully implement our religious liberty guidance by ensuring that all Justice Department components are upholding that guidance in the cases they bring and defend, the arguments they make in court, the policies and regulations they adopt, and how we conduct our operations. That includes making sure that our employees know their duties to accommodate people of faith,” he explained.
The formation of this task force follows an October memo from Sessions broadly directing the Department of Justice to make accommodations to protect religious liberty. In his remarks, Sessions warned of “dangerous” anti-religious sentiments in the country threatening the rights protected by First Amendment.
“A dangerous movement, undetected by many, is now challenging and eroding our great tradition of religious freedom. There can be no doubt. This is no little matter. It must be confronted and defeated,” Sessions said.
“We have gotten to the point where courts have held that morality cannot be a basis for law; where ministers are fearful to affirm, as they understand it, holy writ from the pulpit; and where one group can actively target religious groups by labeling them a ‘hate group’ on the basis of their sincerely held religious beliefs.”
Sessions cited examples of Americans being forced by government to violate their conscience, notably “nuns ordered to buy contraceptives” — referencing the plight of The Little Sisters of the Poor — and the bigoted anti-Catholic questions asked by Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., of Judge Amy Coney Barrett at her confirmation hearing last September.
He said the Department of Justice will remain in contact with religious groups across the country to continue to improve its policies and respect religious liberty.
“This administration is animated by that same American view that has led us for 242 years: that every American has a right to believe, worship, and exercise their faith in the public square,” Sessions said.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Thu August 02, 2018 5:24 pm
by Wendy Carlos's Twin
I love how Christians pretend like they are a threatened minority in desperate need of protection. Fuckin' crybabies.
Re: The God topic
Posted: Fri August 03, 2018 10:17 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
God bless you all
Re: The God topic
Posted: Fri August 03, 2018 10:38 pm
by Jorge
FOR THE LOVE YOU SAVED
Re: The God topic
Posted: Sat August 04, 2018 1:06 am
by Ello Sailor
Us *painful orgasm*
Re: The God topic
Posted: Sat August 04, 2018 2:31 am
by knee tunes
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:God bless you all
Nice sneeze, Tiny Lenny
Re: The God topic
Posted: Sat August 04, 2018 2:32 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
knee tunes wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:God bless you all
Nice sneeze, Tiny Lenny
wth
Re: The God topic
Posted: Tue October 23, 2018 2:21 am
by run2death
Big surprise.
Bible Museum says five of its Dead Sea Scrolls are fake