Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[BurtReynolds]

I'm talking about a 4-week old Burt. Or is it 4-months, Rangi? Either way. Too young.

that 4 week old will have memories that will last a lifetime.

[Rangi Guy]

I'm talking about a 4-week old Burt. Or is it 4-months, Rangi? Either way. Too young.

4 weeks. I'm on your guys side on this, but Mrs Rangi insists that she'll just sleep through the whole thing

[McParadigm]

I mean the baby will be two out of three steps down for having a real Batman journey kickoff on its hands.

[Kaius]

Bring ear muffs/plugs then.

[LetMeSleep]

Screw that. Rangi, pull the quality time with just each other card and keep your baby out of the theatre. Who knows what force that could awaken within Mrs Rangi.

[VinylGuy]

I mean, ren and rey, they're probably brother and sister

That would be weird to see han and leia talk about their son but not their daughter...

Well if their son turned into an asshole dark side lord I could see it

maybe, thats why they left her?

I still dont know what to think about Max Von Sydow character.

[Strat]

If a fucking toddler ruins my first TFA experience im going to feed down the half frozen river.

[stip]

Not a baby guys, a 4 year old. I need internet people to tell me I can bring a 4 year old to see Star Wars so I can print out your posts and submit them as evidence to my wife. Lets stop dicking around and start helping me out.

A FOUR YEAR OLD IS A BABY YOU IDIOT

Are you going to sit with her through the months of nightmares, Stip? Are you going to get angry if she needs the toilet during any of it or starts roaming the aisles?

Get a babysitter. Even the same one that's looks after the 2 yo.

Oh I'm going with friends tomorrow and with the Mrs. on Monday. This would be down the line. But it finds like 4 is too young

[Sgt. Crackpot]

The only thing that really irked me was the pointlessness of the Captain Phasma character. She submitted so easily when they took her hostage.

In a situation like that a caption would surely die, rather than risk the entire base, super weapon, and armies. She folded quicker than a cheap lawn chair.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I'll be taking my 6 and 8 year olds. They've both watched all 6 previous movies, and ep 7 is no different in terms of suitability than the others. Really looking forward to seeing it again.

[McParadigm]

What would a sarge do?

[Sgt. Crackpot]

What would a sarge do?

I'd go down in a blaze of glory.

[McParadigm]

Weird.

I'd trade everything I knew for a big house, heated pool, and a pair of 20-something ladies with no legal rights if you know what I mean.

[McParadigm]

I mean I condone sex trafficking

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I guess that's where we differ, my friend.



Wait, are the ladies into anal?

[Norah]

What would a sarge do?

I'd go down in a blaze of glory.

How else do you go down?

[VinylGuy]

yeah Phasma was a letdown. Im guessing she will have a bigger role in the next ones, if not why cast an well know actress for that?

[McParadigm]

Wait, are the ladies into anal?

Not at first, but they get it in the end.

[Norah]

I saw Jurassic Park at 7, so I don't imagine 7 is too young for this.

Me too. My mom wouldn't let me see it but then it made its way to the dollar theater and her cheapness overruled.

[stip]

The theater closest to me has 12 showings between now and midnight.

I'd rather see it with friends the first time, but I also want to go tonight, but I have plans for tomorrow and Monday. Is three times in four days too much?