Red Mosquito

dad wrote:

tree_ wrote:

Coach wrote:

tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.

A preemptive wipe?

The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.

amazing.

Maybe you never even needed a wipe at all.

i had a decent poop today. at least four or five wipes necessary.

That sounds about the right amount of wipes for a decent one.

I think a good one is 3 wipes or less.

I think when you preemptively wipe clean enough, it activates a sort of "poop shield" so poop doesn't stick to skin. I can't explain it but it works.

tree_ wrote:

dad wrote:

tree_ wrote:

Coach wrote:

tree_ wrote:I tried wiping before the poop this time, just to see what effect it would have. Turns out it works better! Highly recommend.

A preemptive wipe?

The preemptive wipe is all you need, turns out.

amazing.

I can't explain it, how it works, but it's true. Just try it.

Wow it works

Next time I have to wipe (just to check / not when I have to go) I will report back.

You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?

spike wrote:You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?

Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

What is the furthest away from butthole any of yous have had to wipe ever? Upper back, lower thigh, knee?

pretty sure i had to wipe a foot once.. don't remember how that happened.. pretty much time for a bath at that point

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?

Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

No. Especially if I’ve been working outside or exercising or something and have worked up a sweat.

yeah, I think, with some movements, particularly when you pinch it off, remnants manage to hang back and turtle their way out as time passes, sullying a previously well-cleaned hole

Gravity works against you in these situations.

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?

Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

Nope I have to do that too. I always assumed it’s just my tiny anus.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Coach wrote:

spike wrote:You sometimes go wipe even if you haven’t taken a shit?

Every once in awhile, maybe an hour or two after taking one, I feel like my wiping wasn't good enough and I perform an extra safety wipe. Sometimes you pick a few things up believe it or not. Usually this is just when I'm not feeling well.

Am I the only one?

Nope I have to do that too. I always assumed it’s just my tiny anus.

If you want to form a club let me know.

had three dumps today, one kind of saucy

ran out of wet wipes in most bathrooms, need to re-order

just took a jog

my ass is in a premier state of funk currently

How many bathrooms do you have

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How many bathrooms do you have

I’m going to say five. I think dude works in finance in the NYC region.

spike wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:How many bathrooms do you have

I’m going to say five. I think dude works in finance in the NYC region.

Maybe I should marry him