Red Mosquito

wtf with Sudan?

way to bottom page me

God bless Antarctica.

Yeah, I got a kick out of that.

God Bless Bulgaria, apparently.

cutuphalfdead wrote:way to bottom page me

it's funny because it's true.

Also, I'm moving to Estonia.

at Denny's

CASSANDRA THAT BETTER BE YOUR FATHER!@

This Bald Eagle was chasing the Great Blue Heron away from the eggs in her nest. It wasn’t trying to kill the Heron or she would have done so long before this once in a lifetime shot was captured by Owen Deutsch.

I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.

B wrote:

I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.

monster in the closet/under the bed?

B wrote:

I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.

Really? No imagination?

Stuck in car, no working lights, but have matches and crayons. Child gets cut on something, cause it's dark. Need light to apply first aid. Light the crayon with a match and let it burn. Apply first aid under the light of the burning crayon.

Leatherhead wrote:

B wrote:

I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.

Really? No imagination?

Stuck in car, no working lights, but have matches and crayons. Child gets cut on something, cause it's dark. Need light to apply first aid. Light the crayon with a match and let it burn. Apply first aid under the light of the burning crayon.

Want to commit arson with unsuspicious materials...the list goes on.

Also a way for your child to color when the power goes out.

Leatherhead wrote:

B wrote:

I need an example of an emergency in which this would be useful.

Really? No imagination?

Stuck in car, no working lights, but have matches and crayons. Child gets cut on something, cause it's dark. Need light to apply first aid. Light the crayon with a match and let it burn. Apply first aid under the light of the burning crayon.

Or, like, when you get the uncontrollable urge to just burn some fucking crayons. Right? I'm not the only one, am I?

Got a religous human sacrifice to perform, but the standard candle setup is too dreary - why not brighten it up a little by replacing the candles with Crayons!