Red Mosquito

Green Habit wrote:

Wow what a shock coming from one of the most corrupt and evil organizations the world has ever known.

"Get thee to a nunnery while the gettin's good!" -William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act III Scene i

Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"

B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"

This reads like a web comic that bune would post

B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"

only half?

BurtReynolds wrote:

B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"

only half?

Well, I don't know what percentage of the world is non-Christian. I had to guess.

theplatypus wrote:This reads like a web comic that bune would post

Ms. B may be an amalgamation of multiple persons, and I may have cleaned up my dialogue for simplicity.

Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.

BurtReynolds wrote:Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.

I like explaining Christianity to my wife.

Ms. B: "What is Passover?"
B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?"
Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?"
B: "Well, later he drowned them all."

Why...you know what, never mind.

B wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.

I like explaining Christianity to my wife.

Ms. B: "What is Passover?"
B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?"
Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?"
B: "Well, later he drowned them all."

Would love to see how you explain Judaism and other religions.

surfndestroy wrote:

B wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:Well he killed all but 8 or so once, so I guess he's being lenient. This new testament God is a soyboy.

I like explaining Christianity to my wife.

Ms. B: "What is Passover?"
B: "God was mad at the Egyptians, so he killed a bunch of babies?"
Ms. B: "He didn't kill the Egyptians?"
B: "Well, later he drowned them all."

Would love to see how you explain Judaism

I think you just did

I was raised in a Church of Christ. I don't feel comfortable mocking religions that I don't know so well.

theplatypus wrote:

B wrote:Ms. B: "What is Good Friday?"
B: "That's when God wanted to kill everyone on Earth, but he decided to kill his son instead."
Ms. B: "Then what is Easter?"
B: "God changed his mind, brought his son back, and decided to only kill half of the humans on Earth."
Ms. B: "Like Thanos?"

This reads like a web comic that bune would post

It looks like the Methodist Church is splitting up. I have Methodist ties and spent a lot time with Church in my younger days. They always seemed more tolerant, for the lack of a better word, than the Baptists.
The issue? Acceptance of homosexuality with biblical teachings.

https://news.yahoo.com/united-methodist ... 1578092182

Pat Robertson, 91, retired from hosting the 700 Club in Friday, which also marked the 60th anniversary of the show.

About time

That probably explains the third eye shape.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/14/us/pasto ... index.html

Oops

Lol

That’s like the lowest of priorities for god at this point.

I’m sure he /she /it is fine with the one wrong word