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Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Sun March 06, 2022 10:01 pm
by Ms Harmless
JuanHamm wrote:For some reason I thought this was rated R. That's really disappointing.
it's 15 in the UK, same as plenty of horror movies; I think it'll be fine as long as it strikes the right moods

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Sun March 06, 2022 10:33 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Jorge wrote:It's long, but well paced. There is only one scene I would snip out to make it shorter, and it's the one everyone else is complaining about
The dance scene?

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Sun March 06, 2022 10:35 pm
by Jorge
Yes, the musical number came out of nowhere

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Sun March 06, 2022 10:37 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Well, I don't know if I'd call it a musical number.

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Mon March 07, 2022 3:58 am
by wease
The oldest Weaseling saw it tonight and loved it.

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Mon March 07, 2022 4:32 am
by The Argonaut
What is it about superhero movies that if I think they are even barely good or mildly interesting, I immediately want to go back and watch them again? I thought this one was OK, it was good, alright, fine. Why do I already feel the need to go watch it again? What is wrong with me?

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Mon March 07, 2022 7:30 am
by Got Some
I liked it. 8-8.5/10

Dano is brilliant smashes it out the park. Bill gates/young James Spader looking psycho.
Pattinson was good as Batman but made Bruce Wayne look like a skinny emo kid.
Kravitz was excellent
I Loved Penguin He was great and looked so menacing.

Cool story it kind of had a “seven“ feel to it.

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Mon March 07, 2022 1:32 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
Yeah I thought about Seven as well.

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Mon March 07, 2022 3:49 pm
by B
My son wanted me to explain the rat contraption.

What's the deal there? There are rats trapped in a box with the guy's face? Then when they get hungry they eat his face?

If that would even work, it would take months to kill the guy, wouldn't it?

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Mon March 07, 2022 4:20 pm
by BurtReynolds
I think he also injected him with arsenic? I don't know it was vague.

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 4:34 pm
by BurtReynolds
The Riddler is clearly the hero in this right?

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 4:35 pm
by tree_
BurtReynolds wrote:The Riddler is clearly the hero in this right?
Does he turn Catwoman straight?

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 4:38 pm
by BurtReynolds
tree_ wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:The Riddler is clearly the hero in this right?
Does he turn Catwoman straight?
Kinda

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:11 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
There are so many terrible human beings in this!

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:23 pm
by BurtReynolds
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:There are so many terrible human beings in this!
We're all just trying to make our way in the world, man, damn.

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:36 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:There are so many terrible human beings in this!
We're all just trying to make our way in the world, man, damn.
You would say such!

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:38 pm
by BurtReynolds
The last action scene is so tacked on. :haha:

It's like they made a 2.5 hour movie and then realized a.) they had no big dumb action set piece, and b.) they basically made a movie about a heroic Alex Jones acolyte taking on the corrupt system and winning.

So they add a saintly black female mayor (who definitely won't turn out like Lori Lightfoot or Catherine Pugh) and an attack by some incels, naturally stopped by a good-guy white lib institution defender. The righteousness of the ruling regime is restored!

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:41 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
BurtReynolds wrote:The last action scene is so tacked on. :haha:

It's like they made a 2.5 hour movie and then realized a.) they had no big dumb action set piece, and b.) they basically made a movie about a heroic Alex Jones acolyte taking on the corrupt system and winning.

So they add a saintly black female mayor (who definitely won't turn out like Lori Lightfoot or Catherine Pugh) and an attack by some incels, naturally stopped by a good-guy white lib institution defender. The righteousness of the ruling regime is restored!
Rank the Batman films

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:44 pm
by Jorge
Tacked on or no, it’s fun as hell and that flare gun sequence is beautiful

Re: Movie: The Batman (Battinson)

Posted: Tue March 08, 2022 5:46 pm
by JuanHamm
Does Batman actually beat up a bunch of incels in this movie? That would be pretty cool.