Red Mosquito

darn you, hunter pence

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:darn you, hunter pence

he was looking for a slider, lenny

Simple Torture wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:Why can none of these teams score?

Oh, gee, I dunno: good pitching, maybe?

So it's just that simple huh?

Yeah, it's as simple as acquiring young, talented players and and grooming them for years to be top-of-the-rotation guys.

The Boys of Winter should be able to push a few runs across the plate.

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:darn you, hunter pence

he was looking for a slider, lenny

he can get those at applebees

I'm tapping out after Bumgarner's snag. I hope they're in inning 25 when I wake up in the morning!

Simple Torture wrote:I'm tapping out after Bumgarner's snag. I hope they're in inning 25 when I wake up in the morning!

goodnight

between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

spike wrote:between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

i bet they're all great guys though

spike wrote:between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

i have Syndergaard hair

doug rr wrote:

spike wrote:between crawford, pence, and pagan, the giants have baseball's creepiest hair.

i have Syndergaard hair

anything's better than a white guy jheri curl

wake up, simple torture

poor, crabby mets fans

Fucking Familia.

#evenyearmagic

Tough loss, but I can't hate the Mets' year. Didn't look like they'd even get this far for a significant portion of the season. Time to start collecting donations to pay Cespedes.

Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

Simple Torture wrote:Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

What did I miss? I was out for dinner and didn't sit down in front of the TV until buzzcut's dinger.

Simple Torture wrote:Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

I'm worried because this line of conversation made me agree with Cal Ripken.

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

What did I miss? I was out for dinner and didn't sit down in front of the TV until buzzcut's dinger.

Chisenhall tried to stretch a single into a double, and he came up off the bag after sliding. Called out after a replay. The two goons in the booth both tried to argue that that's not "the spirit of replay" if you come an inch off the bag. Ripken was like, 'Uh, what's the reason for having a bag if you come off of it?'

Simple Torture wrote:

cutuphalfdead wrote:

Simple Torture wrote:Are these guys fucking serious? You can come off the bag but as long as you're "in the area"? WTF?

What did I miss? I was out for dinner and didn't sit down in front of the TV until buzzcut's dinger.

Chisenhall tried to stretch a single into a double, and he came up off the bag after sliding. Called out after a replay. The two goons in the booth both tried to argue that that's not "the spirit of replay" if you come an inch off the bag. Ripken was like, 'Uh, what's the reason for having a bag if you come off of it?'

oh boy