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Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 20, 2026 8:40 pm
by B
I would say the WORST you could say is that someone friendly to Trump egged this guy on, or that Trump's people made it difficult for the Secret Service to catch this guy before getting a shot off.
But surely they would have said that, "Hey, that's guy got past us because Trump's people kept calling us away to look at other stupid shit."
Not to mention that either of those scenarios were more likely to end up with a dead Trump than a live Trump.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 1:08 am
by doug rr
fun times...
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 1:57 am
by Stickman
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 3:28 am
by E.H. Ruddock
Staged so he could grift about the ballroom ten minutes later in the press conference
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 4:11 pm
by dad
I don’t think I’ve found a single instance online where someone actually believes this was real.
why was most of his cabinet in attendance?
how is his secret service detail so inept?
how did random people in the lobby gets pics and videos of security with their guns drawn?
these are not serious people, and I’m glad people think this was bullshit.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 4:32 pm
by B
dad wrote:why was most of his cabinet in attendance?
Because members of the legitimate press are generally unwilling to attend.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 5:09 pm
by wease
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Staged so he could grift about the ballroom ten minutes later in the press conference
100%
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sun April 26, 2026 11:07 pm
by spike
dad wrote:why was most of his cabinet in attendance?
Open bar!
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 27, 2026 1:04 am
by Stickman
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 27, 2026 10:45 am
by Simple Torture
The rhetoric coming out of this being “This is why we need a ballroom!” is among the saddest things of all time.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 27, 2026 4:51 pm
by Stickman
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Mon April 27, 2026 10:08 pm
by wease
Melania blames Kimmel.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Tue April 28, 2026 11:31 am
by Simple Torture
Really starting to look like the “shooter” never fired a shot and that one secret service agent hit another with crossfire.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Tue April 28, 2026 6:30 pm
by epilogue
Now this motherfucker is putting his stupid scowl on US passports for the 250.
Paper dictator and insecure buffoon.
So glad I got my shit renewed months ago.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Tue April 28, 2026 8:20 pm
by oasisfan35
Simple Torture wrote:Really starting to look like the “shooter” never fired a shot and that one secret service agent hit another with crossfire.
Well: "The affidavit does not say who shot the agent; no charges related to this shooting were filed against Mr Allen."
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Tue April 28, 2026 10:34 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
epilogue wrote:Now this motherfucker is putting his stupid scowl on US passports for the 250.
Paper dictator and insecure buffoon.
So glad I got me shit renewed month ago.
Me too fam.
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Sat May 02, 2026 5:18 am
by Stickman
Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Tue May 12, 2026 8:58 pm
by Stickman
3d chess indeed

Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Wed May 13, 2026 11:23 pm
by Stickman
Re: Re: The 47th POTUS - Donald J. Trump
Posted: Fri May 15, 2026 6:44 pm
by Captain Termite
First day on the internet?