Red Mosquito

Vitalogist wrote:I don’t know if we have a car/car repairs thread… but blew out a tire on the way to work this morning. Was barely able to pull over safely…. Ugh.

Good job man. That shits scary and the urge to slam the brakes is large.

96583UP wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Its hot as hell here and next week will be worst. Im basically working from the swimming pool.

do you ever pee in the pool

Never

VinylGuy wrote:

96583UP wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:Its hot as hell here and next week will be worst. Im basically working from the swimming pool.

do you ever pee in the pool

Never

Never? Come on

nope even as a kid.

I respect my pool

Higgs wrote:

Vitalogist wrote:I don’t know if we have a car/car repairs thread… but blew out a tire on the way to work this morning. Was barely able to pull over safely…. Ugh.

Good job man. That shits scary and the urge to slam the brakes is large.

Thanks. It had to be replaced because it was unpatchable, which was not surprising. What a morning.

VinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.

I respect my pool

Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thing

Jorge wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.

I respect my pool

Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thing

Well we’re pretty good at not really caring if our actions affect other people

Jorge wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.

I respect my pool

Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thing

Australian here and nope, peeing in the pool is not OK.

Having said that, and I'm sure I've shared this story before, but the all time best "fuck you" pool piss I've ever seen was at The Beer and Satay Hut back in maybe 98(?) or so. Hot as fuck day, packed bar, pool is overflowing. This little kid, maybe 8 years old, has been playing with a group of others in the pool, yells out "Hold up!" and stops the game, jumps out of the pool, and drops his strides. Stands there and pisses straight back into the pool, not one fuck given.

About twice a summer my wife holds a camp for kids in a middle school drama club she teaches, but it is grades 4-8. After those gatherings with all of those little kids in the pool, I usually wait a few days before getting in myself.

E.H. Ruddock wrote:About twice a summer my wife holds a camp for kids in a middle school drama club she teaches, but it is grades 4-8. After those gatherings with all of those little kids in the pool, I usually wait a few days before getting in myself.

Ah yes you like the fermented child pee

Higgs wrote:

Jorge wrote:

VinylGuy wrote:nope even as a kid.

I respect my pool

Americans seem to pee in the pool a lot. I've had conversations like this before where US friends mention peeing in the pool like it's the most normal, acceptable thing

Australian here and nope, peeing in the pool is not OK.

Having said that, and I'm sure I've shared this story before, but the all time best "fuck you" pool piss I've ever seen was at The Beer and Satay Hut back in maybe 98(?) or so. Hot as fuck day, packed bar, pool is overflowing. This little kid, maybe 8 years old, has been playing with a group of others in the pool, yells out "Hold up!" and stops the game, jumps out of the pool, and drops his strides. Stands there and pisses straight back into the pool, not one fuck given.

He got out of the pool to directly pee in it. Fuck yeah. That kid wins.

Unless he jumped back in, of course…

I am 100% certain he jumped straight back in. Absolute King.

everyone pees in the lake here.. they just stand there in the water drinking their beers and pissing all over each other and nobody talks about it.. and there's a nice bathroom just up the hill over there, not far.. and then a fish kept nibbling on my skin tag.. and a rash appeared all over my body the next day

Jorge wrote:

E.H. Ruddock wrote:About twice a summer my wife holds a camp for kids in a middle school drama club she teaches, but it is grades 4-8. After those gatherings with all of those little kids in the pool, I usually wait a few days before getting in myself.

Ah yes you like the fermented child pee

No you weirdo, I let the pool filtration system do some cleaning.

Mmmm fermented child pee

First one to arrive at a buddy’s surprise party. I’m a half hour early oops!

More drinks for you!

full body manscape today

shed a bounty of winter man wool

feeling light and fresh

like a summer’s eve

i never pee in the pool unless i have guests so that they know who is alpha

I slept a large part of the afternoon because I felt lightheaded and generally mentally and physically...off.