2018 NFL Season

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Who will be in Super Bowl LIII?

Patriots/Rams
4
31%
Patriots/Saints
3
23%
Chiefs/Rams
4
31%
Chiefs/Saints
2
15%
 
Total votes: 13

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wait, there's a game tonight? dang
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Should I take Eagles -3.5???
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i could see Foles flopping tonight
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This is painful to watch.

Absolutely horrible football.
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That was an entertaining 4th quarter.
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Monkey_Driven wrote:That was an entertaining 4th quarter.
If you’re an Eagles fan. All I saw is more horrible offensive football and the least capable OC in sports. (Sarkisian)

I’ll never understand why that guy was hired. They’ve probably had 25 plays in the red zone in 2 straight games in Philadelphia and scored once. Matt Ryan got 150 more million dollars to pass the ball to the goalpost and 1st row.
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That was preseason level of play. Way too many penalties and while neither offense impressed the Eagles had two long drives and won the game. Can't blame Atlanta's defense though. Ryan was bad and the red zone issues from last season are still there. But they still had five chances at the end and couldn't do it.
Hope Keanu Neal isn't hurt.
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Electromatic wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was an entertaining 4th quarter.
If you’re an Eagles fan. All I saw is more horrible offensive football and the least capable OC in sports. (Sarkisian)

I’ll never understand why that guy was hired. They’ve probably had 25 plays in the red zone in 2 straight games in Philadelphia and scored once. Matt Ryan got 150 more million dollars to pass the ball to the goalpost and 1st row.
I may have underestimated how much this team misses Shanahan.
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Electromatic wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:That was an entertaining 4th quarter.
If you’re an Eagles fan. All I saw is more horrible offensive football and the least capable OC in sports. (Sarkisian)

I’ll never understand why that guy was hired. They’ve probably had 25 plays in the red zone in 2 straight games in Philadelphia and scored once. Matt Ryan got 150 more million dollars to pass the ball to the goalpost and 1st row.
I'm not a fan of either team.
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The first 4 to 6 weeks of the NFL season are basically unwatchable.

At this point, college teams seem more prepared for the start of football season than the NFL.
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Is it just me, or was that the absolute worst professional football game of all time?

Did it set the record for most flags in a single game of all time too?
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Jammer XCI wrote:Is it just me, or was that the absolute worst professional football game of all time?
This one will always stand out to me in "absolute worst" competition:

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/ ... 110buf.htm

How often does a QB throw go 2 for 17 for 23 total yards with one INT, a 15.1 QB rating...and win?
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Will the Browns be good this year? Next year? Ever?
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durdencommatyler wrote:Will the Browns be good this year? Next year? Ever?
Safe money is on never.
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:Hope Keanu Neal isn't hurt.
Nope, done for the season. :(
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Biff Pocoroba wrote:
Biff Pocoroba wrote:Hope Keanu Neal isn't hurt.
Nope, done for the season. :(
i’m so sorry
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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What is this new "no full body weight landing on the QB" rule? How is that even possible?
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let's just go ahead and turn this into a flag football league. i hate all of these weird, bizarre rules that are completely subjective and inconsistent.
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guestT wrote:What is this new "no full body weight landing on the QB" rule? How is that even possible?
It's the QB's are expensive and our ratings go down when A A Ron breaks his collar bone rule.
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Am I confident enough in the Chiefs week one odds to pick them in survivor while the rest of the field burns their Saints pick?
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