Red Mosquito

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

Fuck!

knee tunes wrote:

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

Fuck!

Yeah, just quietly, fuck that totally. They do the swear jar, not you.

That actually really pisses me off.

I mean, fuck the first amendment or what??

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

doug rr wrote:

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

Sounds kinda fucked up to me

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

Sounds kinda fucked up to me

probably cuz I’m guessing you’re a cheapskate

spike wrote:

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

doug rr wrote:going to the golf course with my wife around noon..hit a few balls and maybe grab a drink at their bar..go grocery shopping after that

friends from Seattle coming up and we're making brunch

Sunday morning massages

todays brunch...our friends had let us know that they would be bringing another couple along with them as well as their 7 year old daughter..no problem whatsoever..always plenty of food..they were great people..but they take the swear jar thing very seriously with their daughter..I swear quite often as does my wife..she cleaned us out of $105 over a 3 hour visit...she's a shark and a very nice person

This does not amuse me at all and I picture the whole thing being extremely awkward and uncomfortable

just the opposite..I did forget to say that from the start her folks said its something they only do at home but anytime she hears a curse word she attaches a dollar figure to it..kind of a game for her I guess..I dont know, we have no kids..anyway they basically demanded that we dont pay but for fun we did..she got $105 cash...they tried to Venmo us back the money but we wouldn't take it..all in all a good day for everyone

Sounds kinda fucked up to me

probably cuz I’m guessing you’re a cheapskate

Keep your sheltered kid away from my house

doug give bammer's kid $105

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all

Sounds pedo

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Well even if I don’t, Mrs. Bam will.

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Well even if I don’t, Mrs. Bam will.

Fix your marriage

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Did the sex offender look like trag?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Did the sex offender look like trag?

He did have remarkably deep-set eyes. Almost so deep-set as to be invisible.

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Alex wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

Bammer wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:doug give bammer's kid $105

Don’t. He’ll blow it on Pokemon cards.

Only if you let him.

Gotta catch em all

Sounds pedo

Speaking of which, there used to be a sex offender in my neighborhood (he either died or moved out). One time the ice cream truck stopped at his house and the driver went inside for a few minutes. The driver looked like Kevin Casey.

Did the sex offender look like trag?

He did have remarkably deep-set eyes. Almost so deep-set as to be invisible.

Is his presence why you never had kids?