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Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:34 am
by tragabigzanda
FUCK ICE

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:34 am
by Simple Torture
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Why is everyone acting like Trump won?
Probably because every half hour or so, Clinton is running up against a "must-win" state. Michigan is looking a little better, but she has a shit ton of ground to make up in Wisconsin.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:35 am
by Simple Torture
Everybody else is way faster than me, and I wasn't even pooping!

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:35 am
by pepperwhiteMFC
Trump will have the Potus twitter account. Oh man...

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:35 am
by McParadigm
Donald Trump cannot be president. I have kids.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:35 am
by 96583UP
Simple Torture wrote:Everybody else is way faster than me, and I wasn't even pooping!
i was pooping, but just in my pants, on the couch; all night long

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:36 am
by Norah
This is all McParadigm's fault.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:37 am
by William Bloke
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:39 am
by 96583UP
William Bloke wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
yeah we suck big time

we're going to need you to fend off russia ... cause our president blows them for crack now... can you do that for us?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:39 am
by simple schoolboy
So, I probably shouldn't taunt longtime Westwing fans with this clip, eh?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:39 am
by Bi_3
William Bloke wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
We, like you, are run by multinationals. Nothing will change. Except Obamacare.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:40 am
by E.H. Ruddock
If Trump wins will I still be able to fly to California on Thursday?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:40 am
by dimejinky99
The Canadian immigration website just crashed.

Not even kidding.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:41 am
by 96583UP
Q: Will Putin invade the Balkans tonight? Or wait until Trump is inaugurated?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:41 am
by Simple Torture
If Clinton can flip Michigan but loses Wisconsin, she can maybe somehow pull out New Hampshire and win Nevada and...there's be a tie. Fuck.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:42 am
by simple schoolboy
William Bloke wrote:
simple schoolboy wrote:
William Bloke wrote:I've been unwell all morning and chose to sleep in. I just came in to work after lunch and I'm met with this shit?

The fucking Fuck, 'Merica??
Isn't America just hoping to make its immigration policy Australian again?
Say what you like about us penal colonies, we can take shit all day. But you guys are gonna have Trump for your Prez. And a Republican Senate.

Good luck with that.
Maybe the left will find Federalism attractive all of a sudden and we shrug it off. I can can hope, right?

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:42 am
by Leatherhead
Leatherhead wrote:Washington voted Trump? What the fuck?
Oh. Just kidding.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:43 am
by McParadigm
I'm going to bed.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:43 am
by spike
Hey, at least pot's going to be legal in California.

Re: Election 2016

Posted: Wed November 09, 2016 4:43 am
by Monkey_Driven
So slow at counting...