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Strat wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:https://www.businessinsider.com/dr-faucis-meticulous-social-routine-for-preventing-the-coronavirus-2020-9

Look, this guy has had a very distinguished career first of all.

But does anyone honestly believe this 80 year old guy works 6am to midnight then goes on a 4 mile power walk? I also feel like if he walked in public people would be all over it. They're using him as this weird tool of control and are fucking it up pretty badly. He needs a new writing team.
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dont forget the making people disappear
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The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.
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LetMeSleep wrote:The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.
sorry Higgs

but the cake will still be good a couple days from now
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LetMeSleep wrote:The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.
Guess it depends on the site you look at for your numbers. I've got 204,506
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Rangi Guy wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.
Guess it depends on the site you look at for your numbers. I've got 204,506
hooray!

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Mickey was pretty spot on.
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Mickey wrote:At this rate I think 200k by September and 350k by the end of the year would be a conservative estimate. and the celebration cake will have sprinkles
hm, yes he was
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Oh - and no new cases here again today
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Rangi Guy wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.
Guess it depends on the site you look at for your numbers. I've got 204,506
The numbers are a rough estimate at best. Pretty useless data overall.
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96583UP wrote:
LetMeSleep wrote:The US death numbers seem to have stalled a bit over the past few days. 199,400 to 199,700 to 199,800. Hmm.
sorry Higgs

but the cake will still be good a couple days from now
All us crew from "Nowheresville" kinda blend into each other I guess.

You're right though, we all got together and had a big party when the US hit the magic 200k mark, celebrating the enormity of this death toll. Because we are nothing if not absolute total cunts.
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second wave has hit Canadia
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spike wrote:second wave has hit Canadia
Lock.Everything.Down.Now.
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spike wrote:second wave has hit Canadia
Eh no. It hasn't.
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Stickman wrote:
spike wrote:second wave has hit Canadia
Eh no. It hasn't.
Hey look it’s Canadian Trump.
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spike wrote:
Stickman wrote:
spike wrote:second wave has hit Canadia
Eh no. It hasn't.
Hey look it’s Canadian Trump.
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Canada is perfect just ask Rob Ford
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200K baby!! we did it!
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The Liberal hoax is in full fucking swing bitches!
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