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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:47 pm
by Monkey_Driven
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
dprival78 wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:I have a feeling the Han Solo movie will be pretty terrible.
yea, i'm not thrilled with the idea of it. or any origin stories. it's a big galaxy.. go somewhere new.
I'm holding out for an IG-88 standalone.
DAMN STRAIGHT
We know the ending though. Dash Rendar is going to fuck some shit up at a junkyard.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:48 pm
by dprival78
captain phasma was a waste too. why even bother? or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:48 pm
by dimejinky99
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote: The next one is where it becomes amazing
If you are already at this point then I'm going to go ahead and say maybe you didn't like it a much as you think you did?

I meant the story. This film was perfect and hit every note perfectly.

It's all set up for what follows and it didn't feel like bullshit set up just to get to the good stuff


We've had the starter. The main is ahead of us.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:49 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
dprival78 wrote:or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?
:D :lol: :o

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:52 pm
by dimejinky99
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dprival78 wrote:or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?
:D :lol: :o

Laugh it up but there was actual pressure to have gender quota addressed in these films.


Fuckin feminists

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:54 pm
by dprival78
dimejinky99 wrote:
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dprival78 wrote:or did they have a quota of important female characters to hit in order to keep the libs happy?
:D :lol: :o

Laugh it up fuzz ball but there was actual pressure to have gender quota addressed in these films.


Fuckin feminists
ftfy

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:54 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Oh Christ the fanboys are REALLY coming out now

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:54 pm
by Monkey_Driven
This is how I viewed Captain Phasma.

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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 7:55 pm
by dimejinky99
The guy who made this, it's you guys except funny.

This is genius though
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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:19 pm
by BurtReynolds
This movie is gonna make so much money. It deserves to be up there with such cinematic greatness as Titanic and Avatar.

That was not a compliment.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:20 pm
by stip
I won't be able to say more until tonight but it was everything I needed it to be. Great characters, excellent action, and a very star warsy plot. Can't rank on one viewing but it hangs with the OT. A few very powerful moments

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:23 pm
by dimejinky99
BurtReynolds wrote:This movie is gonna make so much money. It deserves to be up there with such cinematic greatness as Titanic and Avatar.

That was not a compliment.

It's made a new record in the US. $57 million on the opening night.


Greatness is its own reward I Spose

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:24 pm
by dimejinky99
stip wrote:I won't be able to say more until tonight but it was everything I needed it to be. Great characters, excellent action, and a very star warsy plot. Can't rank on one viewing but it hangs with the OT. A few very powerful moments

Did you cry? Cmon just say so. I did.

Delighted it did that for you too

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:25 pm
by McParadigm
Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:26 pm
by Monkey_Driven
BurtReynolds wrote:This movie is gonna make so much money. It deserves to be up there with such cinematic greatness as Titanic and Avatar.

That was not a compliment.
The original Star Wars is still the third highest grossing movie of all time when adjusted for inflation.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:26 pm
by Strat
Monkey_Driven wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:lol this movie was so much worse than I ever could have imagined. The safest, blandest, most braindead product possible. Ridley, Boyega, and especially Gleeson were all horrendous. Awful writing. Wonky pacing. Nothing but exposition punctuated by bangs and flashes, and it embraces the worst aspects of modern drama.

VERY easily the worst SW movie - as bad as the prequels were, at least they were imaginative and didn't just regurgitate the OT in the least exciting possible way. Corporate fanboy nostalgia has really hit a new low with this.
We were all waiting for this. Thanks for not disappointing.


Ridiculous 6

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:27 pm
by BurtReynolds
McParadigm wrote:Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks
Do you have your old checklist handy? I would like to compare. I fear you were pretty accurate.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:28 pm
by dimejinky99
McParadigm wrote:Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks

So easily lead are you? Jurassic world?
You're grasping at straws now McP :haha:

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:28 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
i agree with lv 53% of the time, so this concerns me

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 8:28 pm
by Monkey_Driven
McParadigm wrote:Someone in my office just said this was the best movie since Jurassic World

Which she said she saw 5 times in the theater

So no thanks
Jurassic Park did have dinosaurs.