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Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 10:59 pm
by bodysnatcher
gardenparty wrote:Had a listen to this a couple days ago for the first time in a month or so. I still really dislike the song Lightning Bolt. As well, Sirens into LB really kills the flow for me.
Infallible track 4 would have flowed better. Sirens 5 and then drop LB all together
Yeah I skip Sirens > LB almost every time
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:11 pm
by Lament
stip wrote:Ellie doesn't like my father's son
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:18 pm
by Kaius
Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"? I like the track, but I hate when albums are named after tracks (in most cases).
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:18 pm
by Kaius
Lament wrote:stip wrote:Ellie doesn't like my father's son
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:23 pm
by bodysnatcher
Kaius wrote:Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"? I like the track, but I hate when albums are named after tracks (in most cases).
What About Bo'B?
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:24 pm
by Got Some
I thought Severed Hand was about a soldier so freaked out about his situation he took drugs to survive. And Marker is about religion ??
Lightning bolt should if been called " Subterfuge"
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:25 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Kaius wrote:Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"? I like the track, but I hate when albums are named after tracks (in most cases).
Glistening B'OB Jism
A Return to Form?
This is the best we could do, considering the pissweak amount time we devoted to it.
Good Enough.
Whatever B'OB, Just Release the Fucking Thing.
One.
Of The Earth is not on this thing.
Insert Wave and Surfing Metaphors Here.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:28 pm
by bodysnatcher
Backspacer Again, But Better
Olé
'Squito Tits
Bonor For Bono
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:30 pm
by Lament
Kaius wrote:Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"?
Spread
And the cover could've been a girl in a bikini seductively scooping some jam out of a jar with the stickman on it and spreading it on some toast. While sitting spread eagle.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:31 pm
by bodysnatcher
Lament wrote:Kaius wrote:Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"?
Spread
And the cover could've been a girl in a bikini seductively scooping some jam out of a jar with the stickman on it and spreading it on some toast. While sitting spread eagle.
That's some Warrant "Cherry Pie" level shit there
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:32 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Is that the album PJ release when they go back in time to the 80's with future Lament's assistance?
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:33 pm
by Lament
bodysnatcher wrote:That's some Warrant "Cherry Pie" level shit there
Sirens would make a lot of sense being on an album with a cover like that.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:34 pm
by bodysnatcher
Lament wrote:bodysnatcher wrote:That's some Warrant "Cherry Pie" level shit there
Sirens would make a lot of sense being on an album with a cover like that.
The album could have a scratch-and-sniff sticker on her snatch
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:35 pm
by Lament
Sgt. Crackpot wrote: Is that the album PJ release when they go back in time to the 80's with future Lament's assistance?
Yeah, but when they go back they set in motion a chain of events that lead to Mother Love Bone's ashes being vacuumed up before Pearl Jam ever has a chance to rise from them, and then the universe collapses in on itself.
bodysnatcher wrote:The album could have a scratch-and-sniff sticker on her snatch
You sir, are a genius.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:39 pm
by harmless
Lament wrote:Sgt. Crackpot wrote: Is that the album PJ release when they go back in time to the 80's with future Lament's assistance?
Yeah, but when they go back they set in motion a chain of events that lead to Mother Love Bone's ashes being vacuumed up before Pearl Jam ever has a chance to rise from them, and then the universe collapses in on itself.
Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:51 pm
by Kaius
Metaphors and Euphemisms
Throwing Axes
Alternative to Our Music
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:54 pm
by Kaius
Lament wrote:Kaius wrote:Have we ever played "What they should have named the album"?
Spread
And the cover could've been a girl in a bikini seductively scooping some jam out of a jar with the stickman on it and spreading it on some toast. While sitting spread eagle.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Tue January 14, 2014 11:56 pm
by Lament
harmless wrote:Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.
There's agreement that they rose from the ashes of Mother Love Bone, but the debate over just where the ashes of Mother Love Bone came from and how they got there is just out of control. I recently read a paper from an Oxford professor who theorizes that it's a Terminator-esque circular paradox where the ashes of Mother Love Bone were in fact put there by Pearl Jam via Ed traveling back to the 80's by surfing through a tear in the space-time continuum.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Wed January 15, 2014 12:04 am
by Kaius
Lament wrote:harmless wrote:Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.
I recently read a paper from an Oxford professor who theorizes that it's a Terminator-esque circular paradox where the ashes of Mother Love Bone were in fact put there by Pearl Jam via Ed traveling back to the 80's by surfing through a tear in the space-time continuum.
Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread
Posted: Wed January 15, 2014 12:05 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
Lament wrote:harmless wrote:Scientists are still divided over what did exactly happen before Pearl Jam.
There's agreement that they rose from the ashes of Mother Love Bone, but the debate over just where the ashes of Mother Love Bone came from and how they got there is just out of control. I recently read a paper from an Oxford professor who theorizes that it's a Terminator-esque circular paradox where the ashes of Mother Love Bone were in fact put there by Pearl Jam via Ed traveling back to the 80's by surfing through a tear in the space-time continuum.
I'm pretty sure they took B'OB back in time. Then they got sick of his bullshit and set fire to him. Past Pearl Jam then rose from his ashes.