Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:04 pm
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I'm fighting every urge in my body to engage with stip on this bullshit. Fuck. FUCK!

LoathedVermin72 wrote:I'm fighting every urge in my body to engage with stip on this bullshit. Fuck. FUCK!

One day you'll admit you have bias like all the rest of us.LoathedVermin72 wrote:God I fucking hate you guys
BurtReynolds wrote:One day you'll admit you have bias like all the rest of us.LoathedVermin72 wrote:God I fucking hate you guys
I'll respond to this in more detail when I'm off a phone. It's there - I just don't think it matters.EJ wrote:Yeah, I think Stip has some major blinders on if he can't accept the direct mirroring with ANH. And, I say this as someone who thoroughly enjoyed the new movie.
Well, I sure do wish you'd gone that route, friend.stip wrote:I actually did contemplate every possible OT/force awakens poll ranking possibility, DcT
Have you seen it yet, Burt?BurtReynolds wrote:Don't worry, its safely outside of both the three originals and the three prequels. It was made for the middle. middle. middle. middle. The most middling movie ever created. In fact, if you ranked every movie ever made, this would sit squarely in the dead center.durdencommatyler wrote:Here's what I hate about the poll option in both of our Force Awakens threads:
"The originals" are of varying quality. Asking if this one is as good or better or worse is stupid. Maybe it's as good or better or worse than one or two of them.
I think it would be faster to list the ways in which it didn't mirror the first one. I'm struggling to come up with a single original idea in the movie.EJ wrote:Yeah, I think Stip has some major blinders on if he can't accept the direct mirroring with ANH. And, I say this as someone who thoroughly enjoyed the new movie.
yeahdurdencommatyler wrote:Have you seen it yet, Burt?BurtReynolds wrote:Don't worry, its safely outside of both the three originals and the three prequels. It was made for the middle. middle. middle. middle. The most middling movie ever created. In fact, if you ranked every movie ever made, this would sit squarely in the dead center.durdencommatyler wrote:Here's what I hate about the poll option in both of our Force Awakens threads:
"The originals" are of varying quality. Asking if this one is as good or better or worse is stupid. Maybe it's as good or better or worse than one or two of them.
BurtReynolds wrote:yeahdurdencommatyler wrote:Have you seen it yet, Burt?BurtReynolds wrote:Don't worry, its safely outside of both the three originals and the three prequels. It was made for the middle. middle. middle. middle. The most middling movie ever created. In fact, if you ranked every movie ever made, this would sit squarely in the dead center.durdencommatyler wrote:Here's what I hate about the poll option in both of our Force Awakens threads:
"The originals" are of varying quality. Asking if this one is as good or better or worse is stupid. Maybe it's as good or better or worse than one or two of them.
stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
Stormtrooper defecting. It happens in the first 15 minutes.BurtReynolds wrote:I think it would be faster to list the ways in which it didn't mirror the first one. I'm struggling to come up with a single original idea in the movie.EJ wrote:Yeah, I think Stip has some major blinders on if he can't accept the direct mirroring with ANH. And, I say this as someone who thoroughly enjoyed the new movie.
So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
Are you making a frozen pizza?stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
I never thought the universe was that rigidly defined at all. This is lock step. I'm not saying it doesn't need Jedi or storm troopers, but fuck, ANOTHER Death Star? Jesus.stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
Doesn't Solo's parenting end up making another Darth Vader?stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me