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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:04 pm
by dprival78
LoathedVermin72 wrote:I'm fighting every urge in my body to engage with stip on this bullshit. Fuck. FUCK!
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:04 pm
by BurtReynolds
LoathedVermin72 wrote:God I fucking hate you guys
One day you'll admit you have bias like all the rest of us.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:05 pm
by stip
I actually did contemplate every possible OT/force awakens poll ranking possibility, DcT

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:05 pm
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:God I fucking hate you guys
One day you'll admit you have bias like all the rest of us.
:o

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:06 pm
by stip
EJ wrote:Yeah, I think Stip has some major blinders on if he can't accept the direct mirroring with ANH. And, I say this as someone who thoroughly enjoyed the new movie.
I'll respond to this in more detail when I'm off a phone. It's there - I just don't think it matters.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:06 pm
by epilogue
stip wrote:I actually did contemplate every possible OT/force awakens poll ranking possibility, DcT
Well, I sure do wish you'd gone that route, friend.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:06 pm
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Here's what I hate about the poll option in both of our Force Awakens threads:

"The originals" are of varying quality. Asking if this one is as good or better or worse is stupid. Maybe it's as good or better or worse than one or two of them.
Don't worry, its safely outside of both the three originals and the three prequels. It was made for the middle. middle. middle. middle. The most middling movie ever created. In fact, if you ranked every movie ever made, this would sit squarely in the dead center.
Have you seen it yet, Burt?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:07 pm
by BurtReynolds
EJ wrote:Yeah, I think Stip has some major blinders on if he can't accept the direct mirroring with ANH. And, I say this as someone who thoroughly enjoyed the new movie.
I think it would be faster to list the ways in which it didn't mirror the first one. I'm struggling to come up with a single original idea in the movie.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:08 pm
by BurtReynolds
durdencommatyler wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Here's what I hate about the poll option in both of our Force Awakens threads:

"The originals" are of varying quality. Asking if this one is as good or better or worse is stupid. Maybe it's as good or better or worse than one or two of them.
Don't worry, its safely outside of both the three originals and the three prequels. It was made for the middle. middle. middle. middle. The most middling movie ever created. In fact, if you ranked every movie ever made, this would sit squarely in the dead center.
Have you seen it yet, Burt?
yeah

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:09 pm
by stip
Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:10 pm
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:
durdencommatyler wrote:Here's what I hate about the poll option in both of our Force Awakens threads:

"The originals" are of varying quality. Asking if this one is as good or better or worse is stupid. Maybe it's as good or better or worse than one or two of them.
Don't worry, its safely outside of both the three originals and the three prequels. It was made for the middle. middle. middle. middle. The most middling movie ever created. In fact, if you ranked every movie ever made, this would sit squarely in the dead center.
Have you seen it yet, Burt?
yeah
:nice:

Okay, good.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:11 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Come full circle, we have.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:11 pm
by stip
I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:11 pm
by EJ
stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
:lol:

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:12 pm
by Monkey_Driven
BurtReynolds wrote:
EJ wrote:Yeah, I think Stip has some major blinders on if he can't accept the direct mirroring with ANH. And, I say this as someone who thoroughly enjoyed the new movie.
I think it would be faster to list the ways in which it didn't mirror the first one. I'm struggling to come up with a single original idea in the movie.
Stormtrooper defecting. It happens in the first 15 minutes.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:12 pm
by McParadigm
stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:13 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
I loved the movie, and I'm sure my kids will too. Sure it's echoing the original in ways, but it could've been worse: they could've made a reboot.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:13 pm
by Monkey_Driven
stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
Are you making a frozen pizza?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:15 pm
by BurtReynolds
stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
I never thought the universe was that rigidly defined at all. This is lock step. I'm not saying it doesn't need Jedi or storm troopers, but fuck, ANOTHER Death Star? Jesus.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:15 pm
by McParadigm
stip wrote:I am solo parenting tonight. Waiting on this post is gonna kill me
Doesn't Solo's parenting end up making another Darth Vader?