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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 10:58 pm
by BurtReynolds
I can start a list, but someone else will have to continue:

1. title crawl
2. big ship
3. desert
4. droid in desert (with secret plans!)
5. guy who looks like Alec Guiness in desert
6. more desert
7. people murdered by stormtroopers in desert (with flamethrowers, naturally)
8. girl who looks like Luke in desert
9. droid nearly captured by diminutive alien in desert
10. more desert
11. Some desert aliens (pilfered more from the prequel Tattooine than the original one.)


I haven't even gotten to the cantina, but that should get you started.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:00 pm
by BurtReynolds
BurtReynolds wrote:I can start a list, but someone else will have to continue:

1. title crawl
2. big ship
3. desert
4. droid in desert (with secret plans!)
5. guy who looks like Alec Guiness in desert
6. more desert
7. people murdered by stormtroopers in desert (with flamethrowers, naturally)
8. girl who looks like Luke in desert
9. droid nearly captured by diminutive alien in desert
10. more desert
11. Some desert aliens (pilfered more from the prequel Tattooine than the original one.)


I haven't even gotten to the cantina, but that should get you started.
oh and 7b: Rebels crushed by Vader, but this time in desert

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:03 pm
by daft twat
McParadigm wrote:
stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?
I find this ironic. Some of you thundercunts post the same cynical shit with your noses turned up in any thread where someone enjoys or appreciates something. Aren't there other sentiments worth posting? I don't see how some of you have anyone who loves you. You're that miserable. Merry Christmas!

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:04 pm
by BurtReynolds
daft twat wrote:
McParadigm wrote:
stip wrote:Again it's not that there arent similar themes or plot points. There are - but I think they're part of the basic storytelling language of this universe, and they were all well executed
So you feel there aren't other stories worth telling in this universe?
I find this ironic. Some of you thundercunts post the same cynical shit with your noses turned up in any thread where someone enjoys or appreciates something. Aren't there other sentiments worth posting? I don't see how some of you have anyone who loves you. You're that miserable. Merry Christmas!
welp. the only way to fix this is to make a new thread for positive comments only! What will the poll be?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:12 pm
by McParadigm
help I've been ad hominem'd to death!

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:13 pm
by Coach
Sweet. I am going tomorrow morning by myself.....Life with a 10-month-old.....that was a tough negotiation with my wife, but the force was on my side.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:16 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Don't you guys know that any kind of critical response is elitist and cynical? This is STAR WARS we're talking about!

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:20 pm
by BurtReynolds
ok everyone calm down.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:25 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
Is dime just staying up 24 hours a day to post about this now?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:28 pm
by BurtReynolds
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Is dime just staying up 24 hours a day to post about this now?
i'm glad he likes it.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:38 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:43 pm
by stip
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified
Good lord that piece was moronic

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:45 pm
by stip
That was inches away from arguing that a black hero shooting white storm troopers is an act of white shaming

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:46 pm
by BurtReynolds
stip wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified
Good lord that piece was moronic
But "Luke, I'm your father" was about Vietnam, man!

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:47 pm
by stip
Seriously LV, that was just awful.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:49 pm
by epilogue
stip wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Armond is (mostly) on point, as usual: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/4 ... emystified
Good lord that piece was moronic
I haven't seen the movie yet. But that review is insufferable.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:50 pm
by LoathedVermin72
Of course you think so, stip. You are the antithesis of everything I believe in.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:51 pm
by McParadigm
LV, you are hereby kicked out of the Thundercunts.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:51 pm
by nyquillyn
I'm guessing Stip saw "National Review" and didn't actually read anything.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri December 18, 2015 11:52 pm
by epilogue
McParadigm wrote:LV, you are hereby kicked out of the Thundercunts.
Wow.