Not for much longerknee tunes wrote:Trump pays that person who said "probably not" thoB wrote: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 71286.html
If you watch the video, it's not as bad as the headline sounds, but it's still fun to think of Trump as a clueless idiot.
Anybody want a Corona?
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Clouuuuds Rolll byyy...BANG BANG BANG BANG
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Why?E.H. Ruddock wrote:Not for much longerknee tunes wrote:Trump pays that person who said "probably not" thoB wrote: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/worl ... 71286.html
If you watch the video, it's not as bad as the headline sounds, but it's still fun to think of Trump as a clueless idiot.
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
The WHO says this has a 3.4% fatality rate.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/who-say ... ought.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/who-say ... ought.html
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
yes based on 'reported' casesHardTI wrote:The WHO says this has a 3.4% fatality rate.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/who-say ... ought.html
the thing is there are probably a million unreported mild cases at this point
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
Im in a hospital (not for a corona check). Been hearing a lot of talk in the lobby. Seems like everyone and their Lhasa Apsos are here thinking they have the corona virus.
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Agreed, and many deaths that are just listed with pnemonia as the cause. There will be an amazing documentary about this in 10 years.96583UP wrote:yes based on 'reported' casesHardTI wrote:The WHO says this has a 3.4% fatality rate.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/03/03/who-say ... ought.html
the thing is there are probably a million unreported mild cases at this point
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i really need to go buy more ramen i only have like 8 left
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Re: Anybody want a Corona?
I went to the supermarket yesterday and there were a few shelves looking a bit bare. The worst hit was the toilet paper area. Does this thing give you the shits?
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It’s the supply chain. If drivers are affected and store staff then shops may not open or have stock.
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Well, this is a few blocks from where I work:cutuphalfdead wrote:Yeah it's either dime, doug, or mcparadigm.doug rr wrote:my wife and I have decent coughing fits going on for the last few days..started getting it in oregon and now we're in the middle of seattleE.H. Ruddock wrote:Who will be the first rmer to get coronavirus? My money is on me if dime doesn't already have it
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Have there been reports of homeless people getting infected? Seems like a particular vulnerable group to this (everything, really)
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If the masters of social distancing can't stop this, the rest of the country is fucked.
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FUCK ICE
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There’s a case a few blocks from my work too. A health worker in an aged care facility.
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If those are the funniest things that guy has seen in a long time, he needs to get out more.bune wrote:
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So I finally got called back. Asked a battery of questions.
They sent an ambulance n brought into an isolated unit. A whole battery of questions off a nurse. And then a whole lot more by a doctor. They’re keeping me in 48-72 hours to run tests and get samples n stuff. Irony being I feel much better than yesterday and especially much better than the weekend but here we are.
They sent an ambulance n brought into an isolated unit. A whole battery of questions off a nurse. And then a whole lot more by a doctor. They’re keeping me in 48-72 hours to run tests and get samples n stuff. Irony being I feel much better than yesterday and especially much better than the weekend but here we are.
Calibrate your enthusiasm
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Our very own dime about to turn Ireland red on the worldwide freak-out map!
Hope you’re doing OK though and glad to hear things are on the mend.
Hope you’re doing OK though and glad to hear things are on the mend.
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dime deserves a lifetime achievement award for still RMing while in an isolation unit for an international pandemic.
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