Red Mosquito

tree_ wrote:Here's a good one

Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.

That's a great one. Jesus was ubermensch, or close to it. Few understand this.

spike wrote:Yes, I’m sure Jesus called people idiots all the time.

Matthew 15:16

BurtReynolds wrote:

tree_ wrote:Here's a good one

Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind.

That's a great one. Jesus was ubermensch, or close to it. Few understand this.

I googled top bible quotes and this was number one. I didn't like what followed so I cut that part out.

Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

Mine might be "resist not evil", but I don't like the "turn the other cheek" part.

I bet if Jesus wrote the Bible himself it would have been drastically different.

It would be a bunch of illegible scrawlings

I subscribe to the theory that Jesus was a brilliant guy who discovered something about the world that few in history have, but Paul misunderstood him, created Christianity, and fucked everything up for the next 2000 years.

Jorge wrote:It would be a bunch of illegible scrawlings

Huh? Je Je was illiterate?

BurtReynolds wrote:I subscribe to the theory that Jesus was a brilliant guy who discovered something about the world that few in history have, but Paul misunderstood him, created Christianity, and fucked everything up for 2000 years.

sounds right

BurtReynolds wrote:I subscribe to the theory that Jesus was a brilliant guy who discovered something about the world that few in history have, but Paul misunderstood him, created Christianity, and fucked everything up for the next 2000 years.

what kinda drugs did jesus take?

Jenkem

BurtReynolds wrote:I subscribe to the theory that Jesus was a brilliant guy who discovered something about the world that few in history have, but Paul misunderstood him, created Christianity, and fucked everything up for the next 2000 years.

Who will be your Paul?

spike wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I subscribe to the theory that Jesus was a brilliant guy who discovered something about the world that few in history have, but Paul misunderstood him, created Christianity, and fucked everything up for the next 2000 years.

Who will be your Paul?

Mickey. He's already copying down the sacred texts.

I fuckin feel like talking about polytheism, is that thread DOA or could it be interesting?

BurtReynolds wrote:

spike wrote:

BurtReynolds wrote:I subscribe to the theory that Jesus was a brilliant guy who discovered something about the world that few in history have, but Paul misunderstood him, created Christianity, and fucked everything up for the next 2000 years.

Who will be your Paul?

Mickey. He's already copying down the sacred texts.

Guess I kinda walked into this one

Ms Harmless wrote:I fuckin feel like talking about polytheism, is that thread DOA or could it be interesting?

Great question-no.

you're killing me one forum response at a time Mickey

I don't see how polytheism doesn't fall under the "god topic" umbrella..?

it can, but the God topic is usually discussed with monotheistic framing; which could also fall under the God topic

you're right, I'm staying in here

How many gods do you believe in?