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Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:08 pm
by stip
She's a keeper!

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:10 pm
by Lament
She's worse than a Sirens/Future Days medley.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:15 pm
by Strat
Lament wrote:She's worse than a Sirens/Future Days medley.

is she hot though?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:21 pm
by Lament
Not in the least, my good man.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:25 pm
by Strat
She sounds intolerable.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:26 pm
by Jorge
Lament wrote:So I just moved into a new place, and my roommate has tragically terrible taste in music. Like, abysmal.

Anyways, I overheard Getaway like ten minutes ago and thought "Oh, they're playing Getaway on whatever assrock station she listens to. That's cute." But then Mind Your Manners came on. And now My Father's Son is on. I wonder if I can pack my stuff back up and be gone before Sirens starts...
Fight back with some Late 80's/Early 90's R&B/Hip Hop/New Jack Swing/Dance

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:26 pm
by Jorge
Actually, don't do that. You might accidentally summon the Golgothan shit demon.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:27 pm
by Norah
Lament wrote:Not in the least, my good man.
Does she know you post on a Pearl Jam message board?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:28 pm
by harmless
BURN

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:29 pm
by Lament
theplatypus wrote:Fight back with some Late 80's/Early 90's R&B/Hip Hop/New Jack Swing/Dance
I've been playing that for days. She's the one fighting back with Sirens.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:32 pm
by Lament
I timed my trip to the kitchen for a bagel perfectly with Swallowed Whole. I consider this a success.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:33 pm
by Lament
Swallowed Whole passes the "Overheard being played by your disgustingly filthy roommate while you're in the kitchen" test, in case anyone was wondering.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:34 pm
by Jorge
Just how filthy is she

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:35 pm
by Kaius
Rank her

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:36 pm
by stip
I am looking forward to seeing how this relationship pans out.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:36 pm
by Lament
I convinced her to call in a professional cleaning crew to clean the apartment because of how dirty it is. They showed up today and told her they had to go back to get stronger chemicals and that the whole process was going to take a few days. It's a three bedroom, two bathroom apartment. It's like hoarder filthy without the actual hoarding.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:37 pm
by Jorge
That sounds fucking disgusting. Why do you live there?!

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:37 pm
by EJ
which begs the question, why would you move in there?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:37 pm
by Strat
Did you move into her place? how was the interview process? Why did you settle on this place to lay your head?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:39 pm
by stip
Do you like filthy women?