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Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:42 pm
by Kaius
Is this woman a relative?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:43 pm
by Lament
It was not my best decision. I'd been here before, but wasn't here with the intent of viewing it, so I didn't really pay attention to anything. When I mentioned to her I was looking for a place in Orlando, she told me I could rent one of her spare rooms. I was gonna decline, but she gave me an obscenely low number for rent, so I figured I'd take her up on it for the last half of January and see how it worked out. I'm not on the lease, so if the cleaning crew can't de-disgustify it, I'll just move out on the first. I didn't bring much here to start with. It was a huge gamble, but a relatively low risk one. I only intended it as a temporary move till I found a second job over here and could move downtown. Worst case scenario, I move my stuff back to Tampa and keep looking for a place in Orlando.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:44 pm
by Lament
Kaius wrote:Is this woman a relative?
She's a friend of a friend.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:47 pm
by Kaius
I was just hopping on the tease Lament bandwagon. I'm sorry and I love you

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:49 pm
by Lament
It's cool. The way I look at it is if this cleaning crew does a good job, I win.

I should probably just start a "Lament, Lightning Bolt, and his Disgusting Roommate" thread so the LB thread doesn't get any further cluttered.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:50 pm
by EJ
Lament wrote:It's cool. The way I look at it is if this cleaning crew does a good job, I win.

I should probably just start a "Lament, Lightning Bolt, and his Disgusting Roommate" thread so the LB thread doesn't get any further cluttered.
well, at this point, you are now obligated to post your diary of living in that place. hope it works out. :thumbsup:

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:55 pm
by Lament
I just went back to the kitchen to wash my plate. The Fixer was playing. She looked at me perplexed as I stood there giggling.

Man, this is worse than I thought.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:57 pm
by Heathen
Stip is probably jerking off that that thread right now

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 6:58 pm
by Lament
She got up and changed it when Johnny Guitar came on. I guess it was time for Sevendust or whatever the fuck is on now.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:18 pm
by guitar_davey
Lament wrote:She got up and changed it when Johnny Guitar came on. I guess it was time for Sevendust or whatever the fuck is on now.

She's your RKO. She's true.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:29 pm
by stip
i wish I wasn't fucking married

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:32 pm
by harmless
stip wrote:i wish I wasn't fucking married
The 'Admit Something' thread is over there :arrow:

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:40 pm
by LetMeSleep
stip wrote:Do you like filthy women?
Well, Lament?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:48 pm
by stip
harmless wrote:
stip wrote:i wish I wasn't fucking married
The 'Admit Something' thread is over there :arrow:
I do need to see a picture before I can fully commit to this fantasy

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:53 pm
by LetMeSleep
Lament wrote:She got up and changed it when Johnny Guitar came on. I guess it was time for Sevendust or whatever the fuck is on now.
Stip's fantasy need to know if she skipped JG into Just Breathe? If it was a smooth Fixer>JB>FoN then he's got no hope.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 7:55 pm
by mastaflatch
scabies are crusting

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 8:02 pm
by VinylGuy
Is the full interview with Carrie out there?

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 8:10 pm
by Coach
Further evidence that most female Pearl Jam fans are ugly.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 8:13 pm
by guitar_davey
Coach wrote:Further evidence that most female Pearl Jam fans are ugly.
Pictures or it didn't happen.

Re: Lightning Bolt: The Official Album Thread

Posted: Fri January 24, 2014 8:23 pm
by Coach
guitar_davey wrote:
Coach wrote:Further evidence that most female Pearl Jam fans are ugly.
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Lament says she's ugly.