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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:04 am
by Strat
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:04 am
by Strat
stip wrote:I was half expecting Ren to get killed here, so I was pleased to see him make it
Like I said at first I thought she cut his head off!
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:05 am
by LoathedVermin72
Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Because it's lazy and unimaginative and safe and boring. And also it's so blatant that it's funny. Easy to make fun of.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:06 am
by southp
Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Could end in a conversion rather than a death.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:06 am
by Strat
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Because it's lazy and unimaginative and safe and boring. And also it's so blatant that it's funny. Easy to make fun of.
Its like making fun of a song with a 1/4/5 chord progression before hearing it because it is so "obvious"
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:07 am
by Strat
AND YOU FUCKING RATED RIDICULOUS 6 IN YOUR TOP 5 MOVIES OF THE YEAR
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:07 am
by dimejinky99
LoathedVermin72 wrote:Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Because it's lazy and unimaginative and safe and boring. And also it's so blatant that it's funny. Easy to make fun of.
And a car that turns into a robot that can talk is better somehow
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:08 am
by Sgt. Crackpot
I fear that this movie will bring on the self destruction of LV.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:08 am
by LoathedVermin72
Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Because it's lazy and unimaginative and safe and boring. And also it's so blatant that it's funny. Easy to make fun of.
Its like making fun of a song with a 1/4/5 chord progression before hearing it because it is so "obvious"
There's archetype and then there's laziness. They're not interchangeable.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:08 am
by LoathedVermin72
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I fear that this movie will bring on the self destruction of LV.
Nah, it's not interesting enough.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:09 am
by LoathedVermin72
dimejinky99 wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Strat wrote:LoathedVermin72 wrote:Don't worry, Ren won't die until the end of 9. And it will be at Rey's hands.
Of course. Is that a bad thing? Why does that bother you?
Because it's lazy and unimaginative and safe and boring. And also it's so blatant that it's funny. Easy to make fun of.
And a car that turns into a robot that can talk is better somehow

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:10 am
by dimejinky99
Here's a thought.
We don't know that Luke hasn't gone renegade.
Maybe the reason he left was called s he felt the dark side calling him and he abandons Rey and his friends cos he feels it growing
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:10 am
by dimejinky99
I mean we see him at the end but he doesn't welcome or embrace her. He seems hesitant to accept the blade
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:11 am
by LetMeSleep
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:I fear that this movie will bring on the self destruction of LV.
What a cliche.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:12 am
by LoathedVermin72
dimejinky99 wrote:Here's a thought.
We don't know that Luke hasn't gone renegade.
Maybe the reason he left was called s he felt the dark side calling him and he abandons Rey and his friends cos he feels it growing
Nah, that would be too risky. He is going to be Yoda.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:12 am
by Strat
dimejinky99 wrote:I mean we see him at the end but he doesn't welcome or embrace her. He seems hesitant to accept the blade
I dont think it should be dissected too much. I think it was just a wonderful "come back next time to see what happens" scene. Luke, being one of the greatest jedi's ever, probably knows exactly what is going on and why she is there. She is obviously the daughter of Solo and im sure he feels it.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:13 am
by dimejinky99
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:13 am
by LoathedVermin72
That final "stare" really does feel lik it goes on for five minutes, though.
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:18 am
by dimejinky99
One of the theories is that Rey and Ren are brother and sister and Ren hides her on jakku cos he knows the supreme leader is going to ask him to kill his family to prove his commitment to the dark side.
I don't buy that. She's Lukes daughter and she's hidden to protect her
Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 4:19 am
by Strat
dimejinky99 wrote:One of the theories is that Rey and Ren are brother and sister and Ren hides her on jakku cos he knows the supreme leader is going to ask him to kill his family to prove his commitment to the dark side.
I don't buy that. She's Lukes daughter and she's hidden to protect her
I dont think Luke was banging anybody though. Also:
Abrams: If they were still making X-Wings, If they were still making TIE Fighters, If they were still making Stormtroopers, what would they do? how would they evolve? There were endless conversations about these things. There have been hundreds if not thousands of movies where the design has been influenced by Star Wars and yet could not be Star Wars. They couldn’t do something as badass as a TIE Fighter, couldn’t do something as undeniable as a Stormtrooper, because you couldn’t rip off Star Wars. But when you are doing something that takes place within that world, to not incorporate those things felt borderline criminal.
I love that. I agree and that is what Stip is saying too.