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Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 5:29 pm
by 96583UP
still unsatisfied with my poops as of late

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 5:31 pm
by doug rr
ghost wipes the last 2 days.. feeling good

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 5:41 pm
by spike
Image

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 6:57 pm
by bodysnatcher
Could have been me there. Just took about a 3-footer. Wouldn’t have been able to measure it though bc it slid right down the drain.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 6:59 pm
by spike
How do you know it was a three footer then?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 7:02 pm
by bodysnatcher
anal sensors

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 7:07 pm
by spike
See, I’ve been positive I crapped out a long one before, but a visual inspection debunks that. The anus cannot be trusted in this regard.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 7:17 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
I’m not sure I’ve ever had more than a foot tu*d, but sometimes a long one curls up and more disappears in the drain.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 7:18 pm
by tree_
they can be very shy creatures

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 7:51 pm
by Coach
tree_ wrote:they can be very shy creatures
Beautiful.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 8:51 pm
by bodysnatcher
Today is one of those days where I’m really glad I don’t live in India or somewhere I have to shit into a hole in the floor

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 8:58 pm
by spike
Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 9:01 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
Some of us do that anyway.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 9:10 pm
by bodysnatcher
Squatting doesn’t matter when you shoot out a poo poo paintball that splatters everything.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 9:14 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
Some of us do that anyway.
Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 9:41 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
Some of us do that anyway.
Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.
No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 9:44 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
Some of us do that anyway.
Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.
No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.
Oh by us I meant tree and PeopleMyAge.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 9:51 pm
by spike
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
Some of us do that anyway.
Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.
No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.
Oh by us I meant tree and PeopleMyAge.
Both hole shitters for sure.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Mon March 27, 2023 11:07 pm
by lennytheweedwhacker
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
spike wrote:Although, if we were conditioned to squat instead of sit, would we be well oiled pooping machines?
Some of us do that anyway.
Oops I meant this reply to be to snatch’s India post.
No wonder your mortgage payments were so low.
Oh by us I meant tree and PeopleMyAge.
Both hole shitters for sure.
God bless those anuses.

Re: The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

Posted: Tue March 28, 2023 12:02 am
by 96583UP
my farts are so aggressive tonight they merit reference in the poop thread