Election 2020

[tragabigzanda]

FUCK ICE

[Mickey]

wouldn't that be nice for Biden to win, based on AZ, WI, MI, NV

and then twist the knife over the next couple days as PA and GA shift blue

Sounds like we should know GA by tomorrow morning. WI is done, MI is basically done. NV projects to be more or less done by 12 EST tomorrow. Not clear what AZ's timeline is anymore, PA is Friday, and NC is maybe next week, but this could be wrapped up very soon.

[Mickey]

"We were off by twenty points, but we picked the right winner!"

Lost respect for Reid.

I'm not here for your respect. I just get a kick out of how RM never knows how to deal with your dragon energy.

Mystified by pure dumbguy energy, you hate to see it.

[Simple Torture]

wouldn't that be nice for Biden to win, based on AZ, WI, MI, NV

and then twist the knife over the next couple days as PA and GA shift blue

Sounds like we should know GA by tomorrow morning. WI is done, MI is basically done. NV projects to be more or less done by 12 EST tomorrow. Not clear what AZ's timeline is anymore, PA is Friday, and NC is maybe next week, but this could be wrapped up very soon.

Sounds like someone has 11/6 circled on his calendar.

[BurtReynolds]

"We were off by twenty points, but we picked the right winner!"

Lost respect for Reid.

I think Reid was correct to identify that you're unable to fairly represent the claims of anyone you argue with, because your brain is very small and it makes your head hurt.

No that's u, as he rightly pointed out, and as I have rightly pointed out before.

[96583UP]

if Biden wins GA I wonder if we will hear the narrative about how 'the blacks came out in big numbers'

in contrast to FL which is now apparently stocked with former central / south americans who fled their authoritarian regimes in order to embrace the American dream by voting for <checks notes> an authoritarian regime

[Mickey]

"We were off by twenty points, but we picked the right winner!"

Lost respect for Reid.

I think Reid was correct to identify that you're unable to fairly represent the claims of anyone you argue with, because your brain is very small and it makes your head hurt.

No that's u, as he rightly pointed out, and as I have rightly pointed out before.

Sure buddy. Sure.

[Mickey]

if Biden wins GA I wonder if we will hear the narrative about how 'the blacks came out in big numbers'

in contrast to FL which is now apparently stocked with former central / south americans who fled their authoritarian regimes in order to embrace the American dream by voting for <checks notes> an authoritarian regime

Ideology is a wild ride.

[macphisto]

Donald Trump had always loved rural America with its gorgeous, green gates. It was a place where he felt concerned.

He was a cowardly, sinister, Diet Coke drinker with decrepit hair and sloppy butt. His friends saw him as a dark, dangerous deity. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a hushed kitten. That's the sort of man he was.

Donald walked over to the window and reflected on his picturesque surroundings. The wind blew like boating badgers.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Sleepy Joe Biden. Sleepy Joe was a deranged muppet with fragile hair and curvy butt.

Donald gulped. He was not prepared for Joe.

As Donald stepped outside and Joe came closer, he could see the warm glint in his eye.

Joe glared with all the wrath of 1272 vile pong puppies. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want to win the election."

Donald looked back, even more anxious and still fingering the minuscule gun. "Joe, Corn Pop was a bad dude," he replied.

They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two great, gigantic goldfish smiling at a very brave dinner party, which had trance music playing in the background and two special uncles drinking to the beat.

Donald regarded Joe’s fragile hair and curvy butt. "I feel the same way!" revealed Donald with a delighted grin.

Joe looked confident, his emotions blushing like a smoggy, soft sausage.

Then Joe came inside for a nice drink of Diet Coke.

THE END

[Higgs]

Lots of people having a normal night.

This is awesome. I note that angels were coming as reinforcements only from Africa and South America though. Fuck those Australian and European angels. Fuck them right up the butt.

[Mickey]

wouldn't that be nice for Biden to win, based on AZ, WI, MI, NV

and then twist the knife over the next couple days as PA and GA shift blue

Sounds like we should know GA by tomorrow morning. WI is done, MI is basically done. NV projects to be more or less done by 12 EST tomorrow. Not clear what AZ's timeline is anymore, PA is Friday, and NC is maybe next week, but this could be wrapped up very soon.

Sounds like someone has 11/6 circled on his calendar.

What can I say, you make your own luck. If Trump holds GA he's still in the ballgame with a recount--maybe add one in AZ and a SC challenge in PA. But if he loses Georgia tonight, Nevada tomorrow, and PA on Friday, that would put Biden at 306, and we could get a concession Friday night.

[Mickey]

What I'm saying is, there's still time for President Trump to kill himself before officially becoming a loser for the rest of his life.

Preferably on live TV.

[Peeps]

What I'm saying is, there's still time for President Trump to kill himself before officially becoming a loser for the rest of his life.

Preferably on live TV.

Paging budd dwyer....is there a budd here...

[washing machine]

budds r dwying

[washing machine]

Hey peeps, nice shot. You beat me to it.

[Peeps]

In before the read

[verb_to_trust]

I hadnt considered trump killing himself. Man, that would be awesome

[BurtReynolds]

Suicide of this variety requires an honor code that Trump entirely lacks.

[Mickey]

I think I agree, but in a way it would be a lot more noble than spending the rest of his life calling in to Fox and Friends every day from Maralago

[spike]

more noble than shitting his pants every day too