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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:31 am
by spike
milky stayaway

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:40 am
by simple schoolboy
spike wrote:milky stayaway
Milkyway is a lesser candy than you first two.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:42 am
by verb_to_trust
Milky Way is right down there with Three Musketeers as worst candy bar. Mounds too.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:43 am
by macphisto
DON’T TALK SHIT ABOUT MILKY WAY

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:44 am
by macphisto
Mounds sucks because it’s not an Almond Joy.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:45 am
by spike
i bet macphisto likes candy corn

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:49 am
by macphisto
Fuck off. Nobody does.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:54 am
by spike
Image

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 4:02 am
by 96583UP
BurtReynolds wrote:look on the bright side:
i envision a baby boom when this pandemic is over

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 4:04 am
by macphisto
spike wrote:Image
How dare you!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 4:13 am
by verb_to_trust
macphisto wrote:Fuck off. Nobody does.
My wife does. I mock her for it.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 4:18 am
by simple schoolboy
verb_to_trust wrote:
macphisto wrote:Fuck off. Nobody does.
My wife does. I mock her for it.
I want to see this argument play out for British confections. They've got some funny named candies.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 7:07 am
by knee tunes
verb_to_trust wrote:
elliseamos wrote:Wasn't Halloween two weeks ago? Maybe we shouldn't have handed out candy to the people we're trying to distance from...
Seriously doubt kids trick or treating has anything to do with spread.
Right. Because they're wearing masks

:peace:
:shock:

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 7:15 am
by knee tunes
This is for verb and whoever.


I just copy and pasted the latest corona numbers for the United States into excel and put the states in order by most cases per capita. I didn't include Guam or the Princess Cruise Ships or any of that shit, just the states.

If you're wondering what the green states are, they are the 15 without a statewide mask mandate.

:shock:

whoa. When you zoom in, the squiggles in that pic go away


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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 8:36 am
by knee tunes
Here is the same chart--today's corona stats for the United States arranged in order from the most corona cases per capita to the least.

Then I colored them according to this presidential election.

Of the 15 worst per capita states, 13 are red.

Of the 15 best per capita states, 13 are blue.

It's a rather striking visual of how politicized corona virus has become. So sad because of the pain and suffering and loss of life .

Spoiler: show
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P.S. macphisto, this would be an example of a "fact"

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 2:37 pm
by macphisto
Not sure why you felt the need to call me out.

There are no more facts or universal truths*, just manipulated data used to push ideas and prop up worldviews.

Figures lie and liars figure.


Not that Excel isn’t a wonderful and fulfilling hobby, but how’s your love life?

















*Except that Jesus loves you

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:03 pm
by wease
Wait. I thought it went away. We were told that after a Nov 3 it would magically go away. We’re we lied to?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:21 pm
by macphisto
WE ARE WE LIED TO?

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:24 pm
by McParadigm
macphisto wrote:WE ARE WE LIED TO?
Yes you are you lied to

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Fri November 13, 2020 3:24 pm
by macphisto
Of course, Biden's response will be nothing short of spectacular, but if it's an abject failure, well, it's because he inherited a mess.