The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)

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I had a potentially great one today, but I didn’t drink enough water at the start of the day, and didn’t get the last of it out, making for a lot of paperwork.

Gonna chug buckets tomorrow morning.
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i wonder if i just have a huge one coming

these farts smell like aerosol poop
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96583UP wrote:i wonder if i just have a huge one coming

these farts smell like aerosol poop
I hate when I have those farts but it’s still a day or more before I even am able to poo.
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96583UP wrote:i wonder if i just have a huge one coming

these farts smell like aerosol poop
Could be a dead gerbil.
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Two nice ones this AM. Feel totally empty and cleared out.
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I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.

I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.

One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?

Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.

Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
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Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.
My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.
My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.
It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.
My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.
It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.
Thank u
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lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.
My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.
It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.
Thank u
Go with your gut (ha).
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Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:
Coach wrote:
lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.
My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.
It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.
Thank u
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Coach wrote:I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.

I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.

One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?

Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.

Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
"We"??? What the hell Coach?
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Higgs wrote:
Coach wrote:I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.

I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.

One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?

Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.

Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
"We"??? What the hell Coach?
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dropped a pile that felt satisfying but an girthy log still eludes me
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girthy log for me this AM. Nice clean up, too. Almost smiled a bit as she was coming out. Good stuff.
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96583UP wrote:dropped a pile that felt satisfying but an girthy log still eludes me
You did the best you could.
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Coach wrote:girthy log for me this AM. Nice clean up, too. Almost smiled a bit as she was coming out. Good stuff.
You should record yourself next time to capture the moment.
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Audio and visual would take this thread next level.
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