The poop thread. (a thread, mostly, for bodysnatcher)
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I had a potentially great one today, but I didn’t drink enough water at the start of the day, and didn’t get the last of it out, making for a lot of paperwork.
Gonna chug buckets tomorrow morning.
Gonna chug buckets tomorrow morning.
96583UP wrote:i recently bought travel-size packets of metamucil
now when i regular i can promote regularity
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i wonder if i just have a huge one coming
these farts smell like aerosol poop
these farts smell like aerosol poop
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I hate when I have those farts but it’s still a day or more before I even am able to poo.96583UP wrote:i wonder if i just have a huge one coming
these farts smell like aerosol poop
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Could be a dead gerbil.96583UP wrote:i wonder if i just have a huge one coming
these farts smell like aerosol poop
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Two nice ones this AM. Feel totally empty and cleared out.
Could run for miles if I had to.
Could run for miles if I had to.
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I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.
I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.
One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?
Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.
Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.
One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?
Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.
Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
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Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.Coach wrote:Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.Coach wrote:Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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Thank uCoach wrote:It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.Coach wrote:Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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Go with your gut (ha).lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thank uCoach wrote:It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.Coach wrote:Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
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I’m going to stick my dick in my belly button.Coach wrote:Go with your gut (ha).lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Thank uCoach wrote:It's weird because I was going to suggest a high seven but I wasn't there for the wipe and experience. But I always think one's first thought / initial reaction is best.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:My initial thought was 7.8, but I feel more cleaned out than normal so I bumped it up a few. But I understand the principle.Coach wrote:Because you still felt something was there, I don't know if you can rank it higher than an 8/10 because fundamentally the job is not over and anytime over the next few minutes (or hour) a small poop head could escape and then you've got a real mess on your hands.lennytheweedwhacker wrote:Pushed out two good sized logs with minimal effort. I still felt something in there, and it took awhile to get 3 small rock sized dooks. Wiping was okay and I do feel cleaned out - so 8.2/10
And they say that a hero could save us
I'm not gonna stand here and wait
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"We"??? What the hell Coach?Coach wrote:I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.
I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.
One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?
Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.
Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
Free boops today.
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Higgs wrote:"We"??? What the hell Coach?Coach wrote:I was in the bathroom at work just now. It's nice and new. One urinal and two stalls.
I was at the urinal and I DID NOT like what I heard from Stall No. 2.
One small drop...following by a weaker drop. Is that it, I wondered?
Did not appear to be very satisfying. I suspect there's more to go. Too bad he didn't drop a nice big clean deuce w/ splash.
Then again, he didn't know that we were listening.
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dropped a pile that felt satisfying but an girthy log still eludes me
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girthy log for me this AM. Nice clean up, too. Almost smiled a bit as she was coming out. Good stuff.
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You did the best you could.96583UP wrote:dropped a pile that felt satisfying but an girthy log still eludes me
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You should record yourself next time to capture the moment.Coach wrote:girthy log for me this AM. Nice clean up, too. Almost smiled a bit as she was coming out. Good stuff.
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Audio and visual would take this thread next level.