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Re: Travel thread

Posted: Sun June 18, 2023 9:29 pm
by 96583UP

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 1:56 am
by Bammer
Jorge wrote:We all know you don't like Bammer -- I don't really like him that much either -- but it's time to accept that he was right about this one
If I’m understanding this correctly, Jorge likes me a little bit.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 2:17 am
by Bammer
epilogue wrote:Bammer has nothing to do with my feelings about this.
False

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 2:20 am
by Jorge
When Bammer campaigns for a Travel forum

Image

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 2:23 am
by Bammer
Yeah that’s a real tricky position for you to be in

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 11:33 am
by 96583UP
I am on strike in this thread until we get a travel subforum

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 6:53 pm
by spike
Early stages of a trip over Christmas time to the lands of my ancestors in Germany. Would fly into Frankfurt, then journey around the regions of Hesse and Baden-Württemberg, anyone familiar with them parts?

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 7:08 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I spent a lot of time in Frankfurt.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 7:10 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 7:53 pm
by spike
E.H. Ruddock wrote:I spent a lot of time in Frankfurt.
Tell me all about it.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 7:53 pm
by spike
Also, anyone done to Sicily, I assume via Rome, and would that journey suck with a kid?

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 9:40 pm
by Bammer
Dirty Frankfurt is way too obvious so I’m going with Düsseldorified G

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 10:17 pm
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 10:35 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
And the one he decided to go with was so awful i don’t think it even counts as a pun.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 10:38 pm
by Bammer
Heil, Heil

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Mon June 19, 2023 11:38 pm
by spike
Bammer is the wurst.

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 20, 2023 1:34 am
by 96583UP
Jagr in the Sand

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 20, 2023 1:35 am
by 96583UP
we need to create a travel sub-forum so that there can be multiple location-oriented conversations AT THE SAME TIME without people going brazy and braining each other with fireplace irons

i would love to discuss spike's gay erotic journey through germany, and advise him against attempting to travel to sicily with a small child, but i don't plan to do both of those things in the same thread, for the sake of his child

but RM mods want to FORCE those conversations to happen at the same time

which is absolutely inappropriate, if not illegal in certain states

i am appalled at the management of this forum and the lack of a travel subforum

fick you mods!

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 20, 2023 2:35 am
by dad
okay, Travel Thread, we've moved our Euro trip from May to March of next year and are looking for an opinion.

spend an extra day in Paris or an extra day in Rome?

Re: Travel thread

Posted: Tue June 20, 2023 2:40 am
by tragabigzanda
Carl Sandburg wrote:There is a wolf in me . . . fangs pointed for tearing gashes . . . a red tongue for raw meat . . . and the hot lapping of blood—I keep this wolf because the wilderness gave it to me and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fox in me . . . a silver-gray fox . . . I sniff and guess . . . I pick things out of the wind and air . . . I nose in the dark night and take sleepers and eat them and hide the feathers . . . I circle and loop and double-cross.

There is a hog in me . . . a snout and a belly . . . a machinery for eating and grunting . . . a machinery for sleeping satisfied in the sun—I got this too from the wilderness and the wilderness will not let it go.

There is a fish in me . . . I know I came from salt-blue water-gates . . . I scurried with shoals of herring . . . I blew waterspouts with porpoises . . . before land was . . . before the water went down . . . before Noah . . . before the first chapter of Genesis.

There is a baboon in me . . . clambering-clawed . . . dog-faced . . . yawping a galoot's hunger . . . hairy under the armpits . . . here are the hawk-eyed hankering men . . . here are the blonde and blue-eyed women . . . here they hide curled asleep waiting . . . ready to snarl and kill . . . ready to sing and give milk . . . waiting—I keep the baboon because the wilderness says so.

There is an eagle in me and a mockingbird . . . and the eagle flies among the Rocky Mountains of my dreams and fights among the Sierra crags of what I want . . . and the mockingbird warbles in the early forenoon before the dew is gone, warbles in the underbrush of my Chattanoogas of hope, gushes over the blue Ozark foothills of my wishes—And I got the eagle and the mockingbird from the wilderness.

O, I got a zoo, I got a menagerie, inside my ribs, under my bony head, under my red-valve heart—and I got something else: it is a man-child heart, a woman-child heart: it is a father and mother and lover: it came from God-Knows-Where: it is going to God-Knows-Where—For I am the keeper of the zoo: I say yes and no: I sing and kill and work: I am a pal of the world: I came from the wilderness.