The Worst Pearl Jam Fans You Know

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

[PHATJ]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

Lolz

[PHATJ]

This is more appropriate in this thread

Pearl Jam fans are dumb.

[Stickman]

Well, they're not that far off.

[96583UP]

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is it legal to have a 20 hr a week unpaid volunteer?

jesus christ

[96583UP]

Joined a international Pearl Jam group chat on Kik recently, and started talking about how I didn't think the new album was amazing but was ok. Mentioned how I like some of the new tracks and that others were too dull, dreary and felt like derivations and retreads, particularly that Vedder seems to be less interesting / questioned if he has run his course as a creative output for the band these days compared to Ament or McCready tracks.

I put my phone down and woke up the next day that they booted me from the group because I was rude and offensive.

They referred to themselves as 'Jamily'.

You have a home with us here at RM.

yes, welcome

quench your thirst

you are with friends now

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

Joined a international Pearl Jam group chat on Kik recently, and started talking about how I didn't think the new album was amazing but was ok. Mentioned how I like some of the new tracks and that others were too dull, dreary and felt like derivations and retreads, particularly that Vedder seems to be less interesting / questioned if he has run his course as a creative output for the band these days compared to Ament or McCready tracks.

I put my phone down and woke up the next day that they booted me from the group because I was rude and offensive.

They referred to themselves as 'Jamily'.

I had the same exact thing happen to me when I randomly posted on a Led Zeppelin tracker that I didn't like Jimmy Page's new remasters - and on a Pink Floyd tracker when I uploaded something that sounded better than what a senior member had uploaded. There are also a lot of music forums where saying that you don't like the new Beatles remixes will get you instantly banished. So this kind of slavish devotion and severe mental retardation is not only limited to Pearl Jam fans.

[PHATJ]

Joined a international Pearl Jam group chat on Kik recently, and started talking about how I didn't think the new album was amazing but was ok. Mentioned how I like some of the new tracks and that others were too dull, dreary and felt like derivations and retreads, particularly that Vedder seems to be less interesting / questioned if he has run his course as a creative output for the band these days compared to Ament or McCready tracks.

I put my phone down and woke up the next day that they booted me from the group because I was rude and offensive.

They referred to themselves as 'Jamily'.

I had the same exact thing happen to me when I randomly posted on a Led Zeppelin tracker that I didn't like Jimmy Page's new remasters - and on a Pink Floyd tracker when I uploaded something that sounded better than what a senior member had uploaded. There are also a lot of music forums where saying that you don't like the new Beatles remixes will get you instantly banished. So this kind of slavish devotion and severe mental retardation is not only limited to Pearl Jam fans.

I chuckled

[Bammer]

Joined a international Pearl Jam group chat on Kik recently, and started talking about how I didn't think the new album was amazing but was ok. Mentioned how I like some of the new tracks and that others were too dull, dreary and felt like derivations and retreads, particularly that Vedder seems to be less interesting / questioned if he has run his course as a creative output for the band these days compared to Ament or McCready tracks.

I put my phone down and woke up the next day that they booted me from the group because I was rude and offensive.

They referred to themselves as 'Jamily'.

I had the same exact thing happen to me when I randomly posted on a Led Zeppelin tracker that I didn't like Jimmy Page's new remasters - and on a Pink Floyd tracker when I uploaded something that sounded better than what a senior member had uploaded. There are also a lot of music forums where saying that you don't like the new Beatles remixes will get you instantly banished. So this kind of slavish devotion and severe mental retardation is not only limited to Pearl Jam fans.

I chuckled

Yeah, I mean, you dig deep enough this culture exists for pretty much everything. Any specific band, car model, soda, type of apple ... literally anything ... there are crazies.

[Wendy Carlos's Twin]

Right, and they all use the same excuses to get rid of people who dissent.

"Jimmy Page scorued his tape vault and worked his ass off on those remasters. Show some respect."

Forget that it's the 4th time he remastered the catalog and every time it's from "newly discovered master tapes".

Suckers. He's laughing all the way to the bank.

The Beatles too. I remember for the longest time their CD's were twice the cost of everyone else's.

I'm sure they all desperately need our money.

But if people are more than happy to fork it over, they probably deserve it.

[96583UP]

when Tom Morello went back in to RATM's Ghost of Tom Joad and added those stupid additional sounds it totally ruined the song

he mentioned in an interview he felt like he was doing what page had done to the zep remasters

yes - you ruined them

and now it is fucking impossible to find the original version online

i need to find the CD buried in my basement somewhere

assholes

[Bammer]

when Tom Morello went back in to RATM's Ghost of Tom Joad and added those stupid additional sounds it totally ruined the song

he mentioned in an interview he felt like he was doing what page had done to the zep remasters

yes - you ruined them

and now it is fucking impossible to find the original version online

i need to find the CD buried in my basement somewhere

assholes

Bro I’d totally PM you the mp3 ...

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

[96583UP]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

surprised he hasn't PMed you yet on this board

but maybe he is a pit person

[Bammer]

So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

surprised he hasn't PMed you yet on this board

but maybe he is a pit person

Obviously he’s gotta be a pit guy but damn if he ever lands on this page I will be embarrassed AF

[guitar_davey]

I'm sure somebody on here has addressed it, but can we add to this list any person who names their child Vedder. Apologies to any of you who have already made this incredibly embarrassing decision for your child.

[GreenMosquito1996]

I'm sure somebody on here has addressed it, but can we add to this list any person who names their child Vedder. Apologies to any of you who have already made this incredibly embarrassing decision for your child.

It's so sad. It implies they may be or may be not, the real father of the child.

[DissidentRival4]

I'm sure somebody on here has addressed it, but can we add to this list any person who names their child Vedder. Apologies to any of you who have already made this incredibly embarrassing decision for your child.

What about dogs? I jokingly told my wife that whenever we get another dog we are naming it Vedder and she LOVES the name for a dog. I fear she may take me up on it...

[guitar_davey]

I'm sure somebody on here has addressed it, but can we add to this list any person who names their child Vedder. Apologies to any of you who have already made this incredibly embarrassing decision for your child.

It's so sad. It implies they may be or may be not, the real father of the child.

Some fucking freak who claims I fathered, by rape, her own son.

[guitar_davey]

I'm sure somebody on here has addressed it, but can we add to this list any person who names their child Vedder. Apologies to any of you who have already made this incredibly embarrassing decision for your child.

What about dogs? I jokingly told my wife that whenever we get another dog we are naming it Vedder and she LOVES the name for a dog. I fear she may take me up on it...

Well, at least you've got each other!