Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[stip]

McP has already begun to judge episode VIII on the basis of this exchange. Sirens is playing in the background for some reason

[stip]

Wait, is mind wiping a thing? When was that a thing in star wars?

She's just some 'natural' jedi or luke's kid or some shit.

I have no idea. Is it a thing?

[bada]

Opps it's spelled Rey.

[BurtReynolds]

As there isn't a single original thought in this movie, I can guarantee you with absolute certainty that she is Luke's kid. Orphan with a super powerful jedi daddy. Its a lock. Bet your house on it. DOne.

[dimejinky99]

Just out from the fourth viewing.
She starts crying when she sees Luke on skelig Michael.

Lukes her dad

[bada]

Will they put Ren in a Vader suit?

[dprival78]

Wait, is mind wiping a thing? When was that a thing in star wars?

She's just some 'natural' jedi or luke's kid or some shit.

I have no idea. Is it a thing?

i didn't think so. unless we're talking about protocol droids.

i don't really like that idea.. but we'll see

[BurtReynolds]

"Rey I am your father" coming to theaters everywhere soon!

[@SkitchP]

How are any of you in anyway surprised or upset that L_V didnt like it?


So he didn't like the movie. You don't like half the movies he does.

[@SkitchP]

The story is riddled with conveniences but the feel is perfect and the characters are wonderful (according to everyone on the planet except LV and the people at national review who are upset that the leads are a woman who didn't need to be rescued and a black man who isn't a backstabbing sexual predator) so you can forgive the story (as is often the case with the OT which is similarly drowning in plot conviences) . It's a very good movie and a great Star Wars movie

I like how stip assumes Armond White is a racist

I don't know the names of many film critics. But you I know his. You know why?


Cause I believe he was the only major reviewer on the entire planet to rate Toy Story 3 as a bad movie.

[LoathedVermin72]

The story is riddled with conveniences but the feel is perfect and the characters are wonderful (according to everyone on the planet except LV and the people at national review who are upset that the leads are a woman who didn't need to be rescued and a black man who isn't a backstabbing sexual predator) so you can forgive the story (as is often the case with the OT which is similarly drowning in plot conviences) . It's a very good movie and a great Star Wars movie

I like how stip assumes Armond White is a racist

I don't know the names of many film critics. But you I know his. You know why?


Cause I believe he was the only major reviewer on the entire planet to rate Toy Story 3 as a bad movie.

Haha yes, that was him. And God bless him for it.

[BurtReynolds]

How are any of you in anyway surprised or upset that L_V didnt like it?


So he didn't like the movie. You don't like half the movies he does.

i just take solace in the fact that LV's reasons for hating it and Stip's reasons for liking it are mostly wrong. Thats the only way I can agree with either and continue to live with myself.

[dimejinky99]

If any of us consistently were a buzzkill for the sake of it in another forum we'd be banned quite quickly. I like lv but he's not addin to the conversation he's just being a contrarian cranky bastard for his own fun.

[BurtReynolds]

The story is riddled with conveniences but the feel is perfect and the characters are wonderful (according to everyone on the planet except LV and the people at national review who are upset that the leads are a woman who didn't need to be rescued and a black man who isn't a backstabbing sexual predator) so you can forgive the story (as is often the case with the OT which is similarly drowning in plot conviences) . It's a very good movie and a great Star Wars movie

I like how stip assumes Armond White is a racist

I don't know the names of many film critics. But you I know his. You know why?


Cause I believe he was the only major reviewer on the entire planet to rate Toy Story 3 as a bad movie.

Haha yes, that was him. And God bless him for it.

Did it hurt you when he gushed about Creed?

[@SkitchP]

If any of us consistently were a buzzkill for the sake of it in another forum we'd be banned quite quickly. I like lv but he's not addin to the conversation he's just being a contrarian cranky bastard for his own fun.

and I bet if we had just let him state his opinion once without telling him how he's wrong, he probably wouldn't have posted again. He's basically providing us the same type of fan service JJ did.

[@SkitchP]

Also, I still HATE the way they referenced the falcon before showing it. I enjoyed the movie more as I think about it, but that just still bugs the ever loving hell out of me.

[LoathedVermin72]

Has it been at all explained why Han just happened to be there to pick up the Falcon?

[dimejinky99]

Big issue is now put to bed for me.

Luke is reys father

[BurtReynolds]

Has it been at all explained why Han just happened to be there to pick up the Falcon?

yeah in the movie it said he was looking for it.

[@SkitchP]

Jurassic World was significantly worse than Jurassic Park 3: Look Out Run.