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Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Fri January 05, 2018 10:55 pm
by Bi_3
dimejinky99 wrote:
bune wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Just amazing.
Sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.

That's a fake bit from the book. Dude even changed his twitter handle to "the gorilla story is fake" or something.

I need it to be true. It’s the only time I felt I really understood Donald and related to him.
If it will make you feel better, giphy is full of funny gorilla gifs right now.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:09 am
by BurtReynolds
I choose to believe that anyway. It's just too good.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:13 am
by 96583UP
they should just cut the shit and wire the white house with cameras real-world style and broadcast it as a reality show
Spoiler: show
russia has done this already

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:15 am
by BurtReynolds
heh that twitter is pretty good

Image

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:17 am
by wease
Really, who WOULDNT want to watch a gorilla channel?

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:22 am
by 96583UP
Spoiler: show
Image
don't make BET joke don't make BET joke

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:38 am
by Norah
jesus 'up

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:49 am
by washing machine
down with 'up

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:52 am
by 96583UP
take it to the NFL thread

and please provide pickling instructions

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 3:48 am
by Simple Torture

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 3:51 am
by washing machine
That's the best Trump has looked in a long time.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 3:51 am
by washing machine
Why is that guy in the plaid the one with Melania though?

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 3:52 am
by 96583UP
him and melania look in love

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:57 pm
by McParadigm
Tell me what I want to hear. This shit's too good to be true, my dear.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 2:58 pm
by Simple Torture
Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...
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The President didn't write those Tweets.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 3:04 pm
by Strat
"and being, like, really smart"

like oh my god! i know, right?!

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 4:28 pm
by wease
But Hillary still won the popular vote, Donald.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 5:29 pm
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...
Spoiler: show
The President didn't write those Tweets.
I don't know, I wouldn't call more than three dot ellipses "correct".

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 7:16 pm
by Simple Torture
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...
Spoiler: show
The President didn't write those Tweets.
I don't know, I wouldn't call more than three dot ellipses "correct".
Four-dot ellipses are ok in some situations (most well known example: at the end of the Star Wars movie scrolls). Upon further consideration, it looks like he used one of those right, which is way above average for him.

Re: The 45th POTUS - Donald J. Trump

Posted: Sat January 06, 2018 7:27 pm
by Norah
Simple Torture wrote:
cutuphalfdead wrote:
Simple Torture wrote:Hm...correctly used ellipses, parentheses, and commas...
Spoiler: show
The President didn't write those Tweets.
I don't know, I wouldn't call more than three dot ellipses "correct".
Four-dot ellipses are ok in some situations (most well known example: at the end of the Star Wars movie scrolls). Upon further consideration, it looks like he used one of those right, which is way above average for him.
3 dot or gtfo.