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Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:32 pm
by LoathedVermin72
E.H. Ruddock wrote:Lol

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:36 pm
by dimejinky99
I've only got one kidney and half a bladder cos I got a Tumour on my other kidney when I was 11 or 12 and they took it out. So I have to pee all the time. I just book aisle seats so I don't bother anyone.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:41 pm
by dimejinky99
I'm gonna disagree with the idea that these films are gonna lean on the past (you're all complaining about aesthetics that hadn't they been there, you would have also complained btw)

The final two are gonna be a a huge jump and disconnect on every level.

Particularly the last one. All the hardcore HATE whoever that director is, he's incapable of direction and a woman hater apparently who can't tell a story but he does block busters?

Saw Jurassic world. He did that. It was awful on every level apart from the male lead.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:52 pm
by spike
dprival78 wrote:i see mickey
i'm guessing you mean mickey mouse, but i'm going to take it as meaning mickey of RM fame for my own lulz.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:55 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
spike wrote:
dprival78 wrote:i see mickey
i'm guessing you mean mickey mouse, but i'm going to take it as meaning mickey of RM fame for my own lulz.
I did this for real.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:55 pm
by spike
dimejinky99 wrote:Love this :)
Image
carrie fisher looks pretty rough; it's no wonder they had to make her a general in this trilogy.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:56 pm
by dimejinky99
Mickey here is slang for cock

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:56 pm
by spike
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
spike wrote:
dprival78 wrote:i see mickey
i'm guessing you mean mickey mouse, but i'm going to take it as meaning mickey of RM fame for my own lulz.
I did this for real.
:stickman:

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:56 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
dimejinky99 wrote:I've only got one kidney and half a bladder cos I got a Tumour on my other kidney when I was 11 or 12 and they took it out. So I have to pee all the time. I just book aisle seats so I don't bother anyone.
Plus you have those two buttholes

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:56 pm
by dimejinky99
spike wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Love this :)
Image
carrie fisher looks pretty rough; it's no wonder they had to make her a general in this trilogy.

She was as a general in empire and Jedi also

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:57 pm
by dimejinky99
E.H. Ruddock wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:I've only got one kidney and half a bladder cos I got a Tumour on my other kidney when I was 11 or 12 and they took it out. So I have to pee all the time. I just book aisle seats so I don't bother anyone.
Plus you have those two buttholes

And a kidney stone and two hernias. Lucky me.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sat December 19, 2015 11:58 pm
by E.H. Ruddock
I'm glad you know I'm just ribbing you about that dime

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:01 am
by Strat
I like star wars

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:03 am
by spike
why wasn't this titled Star Wars: The R2D2 Awakens?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:13 am
by dimejinky99
What awakens the force?

Her force trip with the lightsaber of Kylo trying to mess with her mind?
I'm gonna say him probing her mind unlocked her abilities. She had him on the ropes from that point on

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:14 am
by spike
how did kylo ren sense han on the planet if han isn't a jedi?

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:21 am
by @SkitchP
spike wrote:why wasn't this titled Star Wars: The R2D2 Awakens?

I chuckled.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:21 am
by @SkitchP
spike wrote:how did kylo ren sense han on the planet if han isn't a jedi?

The same way you can tell it was your dad last in the bathroom when you're a kid.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:21 am
by Strat
spike wrote:how did kylo ren sense han on the planet if han isn't a jedi?
I never thought jedi could only sense other jedi. Also, its his father so im pretty certain feeling his presence isn't that difficult.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 12:23 am
by BurtReynolds
stip wrote:Kylo's ship looked cool, BB-8 was a new design (and a huge success), the various alien races were all new, and many of the vehicles (even the star destroyer equivalent) were new designs. They kept the big 3 but I wanted to see Xwings, Tie Fighters, and the falcon. They are foundational - the touchstones that tie me to this world.
I think BB8 was the closest thing to a new icon we'll get from this. From a Star Wars perspective, its a pretty poor rate. Even Phantom Menace had Maul and Amidala's costumes (and it probably would have had a lot more if it were any good.) It would have been nice to get a lot more "new" and a lot less "old".