Red Mosquito

dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

Bammer wrote:

Bammer wrote:So I’m on a walk through the neighborhood with my kids today and I notice the following doormat on this guy’s front porch:

If you’re pizza delivery
or Eddie Vedder
I’M HOME

I heard the guy calling his dog today. The fucking dog is named Riot.

Just got back from a run through the neighborhood.

Now this fucking guy has a custom(?) flag flying from his flagpole. The flag is the fucking Ten album cover. I am not joking.

Sorry for that guy who is learning to have a good time enjoying his one short life, bammer.

What do we know about this guy Bam? What's the demographic here?

you should pull up in front of his house in your car and blast Creed

Bam has been outjammed.

I miss all the best and worst pearl jam fans I know.

Give anything to have a Europe tour to look forward to

dimejinky99 wrote:I miss all the best and worst pearl jam fans I know.

Give anything to have a Europe tour to look forward to

Im traveling to all 500 shows and im hugging every single one of you.

I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Bammer wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

Rangi Guy wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

wease wrote:

Rangi Guy wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

No, I’m pretty sure this is the new *points at crotch* move during Dance Of The Clairvoyants

Bammer wrote:

wease wrote:

Rangi Guy wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:

Strat wrote:

Bammer wrote:I’d like to schedule my hug with you during the Corduroy call & response

Promise?

Absolutely yes. I think we have very similar 10c numbers so we’ll be close by.

In my heart of hearts, however, I want them to stop doing the call & response. In which case we can hold hands during Future Days. Deal?

Fine but also in my heart of hearts all i want is a fucking pearl jam show and all i want is to scream hello, do all the hand signals, to talk about what pants ed was wearing, and talk about fan club numbers, and all the dorky stuff. I want it all. Fuck this pandemic.

Hand signals?

I’m assuming the “arms raised in a V” and such.

No, I’m pretty sure this is the new *points at crotch* move during Dance Of The Clairvoyants

That too.

Bi_3 wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

B wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

He'll probably kidnap Jeff to try and win him over.

96583UP wrote:

B wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:

dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck

This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

I bet he's horrible to hang out with.

for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

That video still makes him look like he has the weirdest placed little nipples.