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Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:31 am
by verb_to_trust
Anecdotes are rarely powerful.

Hope her girlfriend pulls through though

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:35 am
by simple schoolboy
Strat wrote:Guys i was actually turned on by the nasal swab.

I have such inflamed nasal cavities as it is....it just felt good to have something shoved up there. Felt like a brief and painful massage.

I kind of want to go back for more tomorrow.
I very rarely get bad congestion like that, but when it happens, I ask the heavens why there aren't any balloon implantable nasal/ sinus stents.

I'll sign whatever waivers, lets open this shit up!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:42 am
by Strat
netti pot spray bottle all day every day.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:49 am
by simple schoolboy
Strat wrote:netti pot spray bottle all day every day.
Thats how the ameobas get you.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:51 am
by Higgs
Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:53 am
by Higgs
Wait up - what if that's what they are really doing when they swab your schnoz - inserting microchips waaaay up in there, never to be removed!

Have I just uncovered the truth! Rise up sheeple! The coronavirus hoax exposed!

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:54 am
by knee tunes
Higgs wrote:Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
Higgs remember we were making bets on US having what was it--40,000/50,000 cases a day? This is bullshit

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:55 am
by Higgs
knee tunes wrote:
Higgs wrote:Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
Higgs remember we were making bets on US having what was it--40,000/50,000 cases a day? This is bullshit
I was thinking on that just last week. I remember at the time thinking I would be crazy to suggest 40,000 daily cases. To see where you are at now - fuck me.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 4:55 am
by simple schoolboy
Higgs wrote:Yeah, those are well known to contain microchips, nasally inserted.
Comment deleted. The swabs for sure do that

Not sure about the Neti pots.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 9:11 am
by BurtReynolds

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 2:42 pm
by verb_to_trust
What a joke

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 10:34 pm
by Mickey
Haha this sucks man.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 11:04 pm
by blueviper
Mickey wrote: Haha this sucks man.
Irresponsible

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 11:11 pm
by spike
blueviper wrote:
Mickey wrote: Haha this sucks man.
Irresponsible
Folks just don’t get it. Can’t see beyond themselves.
Several people at Washington's Reagan National Airport told CNN this week that they felt safe enough to fly.

"I understand the risk that I'm taking, but I want to see my family," Yasmine Dehghani, who was flying to Connecticut, said.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 11:13 pm
by B
I get people wanting to have Thanksgiving with their family, but you couldn't pay me enough money to go through an airport or sit on a plane right now. And then you're going to walk into your family's house with COVID.

We're going to have a 250,000 case day by the end of December.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sat November 21, 2020 11:16 pm
by Mickey
B wrote:I get people wanting to have Thanksgiving with their family, but you couldn't pay me enough money to go through an airport or sit on a plane right now. And then you're going to walk into your family's house with COVID.

We're going to have a 250,000 case day by the end of December.
Didn't we have 204k yesterday? 250k by end of December is wishful thinking.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun November 22, 2020 1:24 am
by 96583UP
this is gonna fucking explode

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun November 22, 2020 1:39 am
by verb_to_trust
Stop counting cases. You're like a bunch of crackheads.

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun November 22, 2020 1:42 am
by 96583UP
i don't count them

i just gawk

and there's gonna be a lotta gawking upcoming

alotta

Re: Anybody want a Corona?

Posted: Sun November 22, 2020 1:45 am
by verb_to_trust
96583UP wrote:i don't count them

i just gawk

and there's gonna be a lotta gawking upcoming

alotta
You mean the not even remotely accurate numbers that can't be reliably used to contextualize anything?