Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

[Sgt. Crackpot]

- Burt has professed a profound love for Jar Jar.

[Mecca]

Just because I've killed three people for liking this movie doesn't mean I'm a psychopath

i think it was the fact that you had a throbbing erection while doing so

[LoathedVermin72]

Just because I've killed three people for liking this movie doesn't mean I'm a psychopath

i think it was the fact that you had a throbbing erection while doing so

[Norah]

peter i had some good stuff to say in the last couple pages

can you recap it for me?

[BurtReynolds]

- Burt has professed a profound love for Jar Jar.

its purely sexual.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

- Burt has professed a profound love for Jar Jar.

its purely sexual.

I guess I can see it, he does have those amazing lips. He could suck the hubcaps off a Rolls Royce.

[Strat]

[E.H. Ruddock]

I think why this trilogy will be better than prequels and why the prequels never stood a chance (for me) is that these are about new characters. And when they include the "old" characters it is with the actors I'm familiar with. The prequels had Luke and Obi-wan but not as recognizable or relatable. I know that makes me sound like a rube, but it is what it is.

After seeing it again, a few thoughts:

I want to see more Poe.
I hate Ren's voice with the mask on.
Right before Ren killed Han, his speech was borderline Hayden Christensen whiny.
OK, OK, BB-8 is cool.

[spike]

luke skywalker was fairly whiny in the OT you know

[dprival78]

- carrie fisher is weird looking now. she's not good in this.

- still not sure who rey's parents are.. seems like han may have at least known of her and realizes, after spending some time with her, who she might be. when they land on maz's planet, and han asks her her name, the way he looks at her for a brief moment and repeats her name is leading me to believe that. i wonder if she is, in fact, han and leia's kid, and had been separated from them very early. i could see the writers going with a brother/sister thing with rey and kylo.. we'll see.

- when kylo is trying retrieve luke's lightsaber from the snow, and it flies past him to rey... THAT is a moment bros. some great lightsaberring ensues.

[Sgt. Crackpot]

I think why this trilogy will be better than prequels and why the prequels never stood a chance (for me) is that these are about new characters. And when they include the "old" characters it is with the actors I'm familiar with. The prequels had Luke and Obi-wan but not as recognizable or relatable. I know that makes me sound like a rube, but it is what it is.

After seeing it again, a few thoughts:

I want to see more Poe.
I hate Ren's voice with the mask on.
Right before Ren killed Han, his speech was borderline Hayden Christensen whiny.
OK, OK, BB-8 is cool.

I agree with all of this. Poe was my favorite new character, and hopefully he'll feature more in the next movie(s). If they kill him off, I'll have a conniption fit.

[Mecca]

found it kind of disturbing when Kylo Ren fucked that girl from behind and came on her tits

[Sgt. Crackpot]

wat

[Norah]

why doesn't anyone raise their own child in this universe?

[LetMeSleep]

They can be a pain in the arse.

[spike]

found it kind of disturbing when Kylo Ren fucked that girl from behind and came on her tits

[LoathedVermin72]

I'm a pretty huge fan of Mecca, guys

[Sgt. Crackpot]

why doesn't anyone raise their own child in this universe?

*galaxy

Presumably because of widespread incest.

[Mecca]

wat

she isn't really that into it, either. totally caught off guard that they showed the map of hawaii across her nipples

[Strat]

I actually enjoyed it more the second time around! I really like Adam Drivers performance as Ren.

Definitely want more of Poe.

Also, i am 99% sure that you can hear Obi Wan (Alec Guiness OBi Wan) say "Rey" in her flashback...