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dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck



This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone
I bet he's horrible to hang out with.
for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

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pearl jam sucks now
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verb_to_trust wrote:What do we know about this guy Bam? What's the demographic here?
Take a wild guess
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He'd totally buy Bammer's drums.
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pearl jam sucks now
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Also my first thought (if you go back a couple pages I think) ... as I recall the guy is local, but I have decided the drums aren’t for sale unless they can fully fund my Dream Turf install.
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Bammer wrote:Also my first thought (if you go back a couple pages I think) ... as I recall the guy is local, but I have decided the drums aren’t for sale unless they can fully fund my Dream Turf install.
How much is that turf?
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Can we talk more about that guy with the collection? What do you think he does for a living? A job that leaves him with a shit ton of disposable income and time to travel following the band and hunting autographs and pictures?

I hate him just for that.
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Wease: I am getting a bid on Friday and I am fully prepared to hear $50k or more :(

B: File this under sweet irony(?)...I am pretty sure the guy owns a tool company.
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Bammer wrote:Wease: I am getting a bid on Friday and I am fully prepared to hear $50k or more :(

B: File this under sweet irony(?)...I am pretty sure the guy owns a tool company.
$50k?!?!? I really hope you do but...

You want me to hop in and bid him up?
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B wrote:Can we talk more about that guy with the collection? What do you think he does for a living? A job that leaves him with a shit ton of disposable income and time to travel following the band and hunting autographs and pictures?

I hate him just for that.
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wease wrote:
Bammer wrote:Wease: I am getting a bid on Friday and I am fully prepared to hear $50k or more :(

B: File this under sweet irony(?)...I am pretty sure the guy owns a tool company.
$50k?!?!? I really hope you do but...

You want me to hop in and bid him up?
They won’t be worth that much until Matt dies.
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Bammer wrote:
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Bammer wrote:Wease: I am getting a bid on Friday and I am fully prepared to hear $50k or more :(

B: File this under sweet irony(?)...I am pretty sure the guy owns a tool company.
$50k?!?!? I really hope you do but...

You want me to hop in and bid him up?
They won’t be worth that much until Matt dies.
Would you be willing to split the winnings if someone could make this happen?
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Bi_3 wrote:
96583UP wrote:
B wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck



This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone
I bet he's horrible to hang out with.
for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

This is a really good post.


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Bi_3 wrote:
96583UP wrote:
B wrote:
Bi_3 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck



This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone
I bet he's horrible to hang out with.
for his final act, he will collect a pearl jam member

This is a really good post.
What a wanker.
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Stone puts up with me. Jeff dislikes me... and Matt is more indifferent about me."

Jeff is the only one with any sense, here, seems like.

He actually makes me wish I didn't like Pearl Jam or Batman so much.
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wease wrote:He actually makes me wish I didn't like Pearl Jam or Batman so much.
I haven't watched the video. This comment (out of context) makes me so fucking happy. :haha:
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The guy comes across as an insufferable prick. The word is tolerate. The band members tolerate you as you are a money pit. Their security are aware of weirdos like this, I'm sure.

And he would be an absolute bore to hang with.
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Man i would love to have that space. Im also a Batman fan.

I also looooved the jeff dislike me part.
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wease wrote:
Jeff is the only one with any sense, here, seems like.
Jeff's probably just bad at faking niceties. My wife is bad at that sometimes. If you get her a bad Christmas present, she doesn't want you to know, but you know.
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Bi_3 wrote:
dimejinky99 wrote:Holy ffuuuuuuuuck



This dude should declare his ranch the JAZ or Jamily Autonomous Zone

LOL @ "it's all about the music to me" :haha:
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