Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

[epilogue]

great now I'm... never mind.

[Mecca]

Wanna know my only problem?

He’s in black robes.

Then takes their life force in the Harry Potter bit


THEN HE IMMEDIATELY WHOLE NEW THREADS ON!! ALL RED VELVET! Even with Vader like buttons that *werent* there moments before!


HOOOOWWWW???)

The Midichlorian Last Order Collection

[LoathedVermin72]

Wanna know my only problem?

He’s in black robes.

Then takes their life force in the Harry Potter bit


THEN HE IMMEDIATELY WHOLE NEW THREADS ON!! ALL RED VELVET! Even with Vader like buttons that *werent* there moments before!


HOOOOWWWW???)

Hahahaha this movie is great

[dimejinky99]

It is

[BurtReynolds]

Hey dorks. What happened to the first order?

[dimejinky99]

Wondered about that.

They defeated the sith fleet.
Finn says the galaxy has risen up against the first order.

Guess thats that.

Does that make Poe chancellor of the new new republic?

[epilogue]

Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.

[BurtReynolds]

Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.

Please tell me Palpatine didn't order all the First Order ships that we're currently ruling the world to the same place that his own ships couldn't operate well in.

Backups within backups within backups.

[epilogue]

Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.

Please tell me Palpatine didn't order all the First Order ships that we're currently ruling the world to the same place that his own ships couldn't operate well in.

Backups within backups within backups.

No. At least, I don't think so. My take was that the showed shots of the First Order being defeated and taken down over other planets all over the galaxy. The people were fighting back all over, not just Exogel.

[dimejinky99]

Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.

That definitely looked like a holdo maneuvere wicket and his son were watching. 100%

[dimejinky99]

Burts determination to try poke holes and buzzkill is kinda admirable.

Imagine what he could achieve if he turned that energy into something useful

[BurtReynolds]

Yeah nothing says usefulness like worshipping a giant toy commercial day after day after day after...

[BurtReynolds]

I did wish ole Palpy would have thought to design star destroyers that knew which direction was up. Anyone could make that mistake.

A fucking hot air balloon would have been more dangerous.

[dimejinky99]

Burt takes on the might of freemarket capitalism

It’s like Star Wars in real life. Scrappy rebel against an evil empire

[BurtReynolds]

Maybe the whole thing is a metaphor for Trump: create a villain that acts in insanely random and convoluted ways just to see how far fans will go to defend his actions as 4D chess.

[dimejinky99]

You swan in here deriding people for liking or ‘worshipping’ Star Wars.

I find your trump fixation far more disturbing and unhealthy tbh

[BurtReynolds]

You swan in here deriding people for liking or ‘worshipping’ Star Wars.

I find your trump fixation far more disturbing and unhealthy tbh

I never even post in that thread!

[Jorge]

What is happening

[epilogue]

The goddamn Emperor is naked, Jorge!

[dimejinky99]

We’re all naked when you get down to it