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Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 9:42 pm
by epilogue
great now I'm... never mind.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:24 pm
by Mecca
dimejinky99 wrote:Wanna know my only problem?
He’s in black robes.
Then takes their life force in the Harry Potter bit
THEN HE IMMEDIATELY WHOLE NEW THREADS ON!! ALL RED VELVET! Even with Vader like buttons that *werent* there moments before!
HOOOOWWWW???)
The Midichlorian Last Order Collection
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:26 pm
by LoathedVermin72
dimejinky99 wrote:Wanna know my only problem?
He’s in black robes.
Then takes their life force in the Harry Potter bit
THEN HE IMMEDIATELY WHOLE NEW THREADS ON!! ALL RED VELVET! Even with Vader like buttons that *werent* there moments before!
HOOOOWWWW???)
Hahahaha this movie is great
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:28 pm
by dimejinky99
It is
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:37 pm
by BurtReynolds
Hey dorks. What happened to the first order?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:42 pm
by dimejinky99
Wondered about that.
They defeated the sith fleet.
Finn says the galaxy has risen up against the first order.
Guess thats that.
Does that make Poe chancellor of the new new republic?
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:51 pm
by epilogue
Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 10:57 pm
by BurtReynolds
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.
Please tell me Palpatine didn't order all the First Order ships that we're currently ruling the world to the same place that his own ships couldn't operate well in.
Backups within backups within backups.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:01 pm
by epilogue
BurtReynolds wrote:durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.
Please tell me Palpatine didn't order all the First Order ships that we're currently ruling the world to the same place that his own ships couldn't operate well in.
Backups within backups within backups.
No. At least, I don't think so. My take was that the showed shots of the First Order being defeated and taken down over other planets all over the galaxy. The people were fighting back all over, not just Exogel.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:05 pm
by dimejinky99
durdencommatyler wrote:Pretty sure at least one of those Destroyers falling out of the sky was First Order. So... they literally showed us what happened to them.
That definitely looked like a holdo maneuvere wicket and his son were watching. 100%
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:06 pm
by dimejinky99
Burts determination to try poke holes and buzzkill is kinda admirable.
Imagine what he could achieve if he turned that energy into something useful
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:09 pm
by BurtReynolds
Yeah nothing says usefulness like worshipping a giant toy commercial day after day after day after...
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:11 pm
by BurtReynolds
I did wish ole Palpy would have thought to design star destroyers that knew which direction was up. Anyone could make that mistake.
A fucking hot air balloon would have been more dangerous.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:12 pm
by dimejinky99
Burt takes on the might of freemarket capitalism
It’s like Star Wars in real life. Scrappy rebel against an evil empire
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:16 pm
by BurtReynolds
Maybe the whole thing is a metaphor for Trump: create a villain that acts in insanely random and convoluted ways just to see how far fans will go to defend his actions as 4D chess.
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:18 pm
by dimejinky99
You swan in here deriding people for liking or ‘worshipping’ Star Wars.
I find your trump fixation far more disturbing and unhealthy tbh
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:19 pm
by BurtReynolds
dimejinky99 wrote:You swan in here deriding people for liking or ‘worshipping’ Star Wars.
I find your trump fixation far more disturbing and unhealthy tbh
I never even post in that thread!
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:20 pm
by Jorge
What is happening
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:20 pm
by epilogue
The goddamn Emperor is naked, Jorge!
Re: Star Wars: Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
Posted: Tue January 14, 2020 11:37 pm
by dimejinky99
We’re all naked when you get down to it