The Cinematic Motion Picture News Thread

[Jorge]

Jared Leto as Skeletor is a funny choice, I wish we saw more of him

[epilogue]

Wait, that was Jared Leto?!

[Ms Harmless]

I'm still laughing at how some people are like "OH NO the He-Man film is woke and using pronouns, they have to ruin everything"

[Jorge]

If anything the inclusion of pronouns on his name plaque at his boring Human Resources job while he is being talked down to by his boss seems like a bit of satire on performative corporate wokeness

Also it's "He" man. He has a pronoun in his name!

[BurtReynolds]

Yeah it seemed like part of the dreary corporate culture nightmare we have been sucked into, and the rest of the movie is the escape from that.

[epilogue]

I'm still laughing at how some people are like "OH NO the He-Man film is woke and using pronouns, they have to ruin everything"

People are the worst

[Ms Harmless]

I'm still laughing at how some people are like "OH NO the He-Man film is woke and using pronouns, they have to ruin everything"

People are the worst

[Ms Harmless]

I'm still laughing at how some people are like "OH NO the He-Man film is woke and using pronouns, they have to ruin everything"

People are the worst

yup

[Stickman]

[E.H. Ruddock]

Wait, that was Jared Leto?!

I’m convinced they paid him to use his name but it really isn’t him. Kind of like the mandalorian

[BurtReynolds]

Leto is box office poison at this point, so I hope they didn't pay too much.

[epilogue]

Wait, that was Jared Leto?!

I’m convinced they paid him to use his name but it really isn’t him. Kind of like the mandalorian

[BurtReynolds]

How the fuck does Avatar get nominated for Best Costumes? It's a cartoon full of half naked smurfs.

[bada]

Woof... yeah, I'm not feeling it. Maybe another trailer changes that?

I hate when they have to like go to modern day USA! in these things. The whole thing can and should work on Eternia. This doesn't feel like a difficult thing to fuck up.

I don't know. Maybe it'll be good.

I'm with you 100%. Everything up to when he's turns in to He-Man looks like a slog. You can just hear the story group saying "well he needs a arc so....let's start out on Earth and he's super goofy but later he becomes He-Man!". Why not just start mid action on Eternia; he's He-Man, adventure ensues.

[VinylGuy]

fuck yeah, im loving all this He Man talk!! huge fan. Hot takes: Hordak was waaay cooler than Skeletor, Evil Lyn was hot as hell and im still undecided on Teela or She Ra.

[wease]

He, man?

[Farmer John]

I was never into He-Man at all, but call me when they make a Thundercats movie.

[blueviper]

Woof... yeah, I'm not feeling it. Maybe another trailer changes that?

I hate when they have to like go to modern day USA! in these things. The whole thing can and should work on Eternia. This doesn't feel like a difficult thing to fuck up.

I don't know. Maybe it'll be good.

I'm with you 100%. Everything up to when he's turns in to He-Man looks like a slog. You can just hear the story group saying "well he needs a arc so....let's start out on Earth and he's super goofy but later he becomes He-Man!". Why not just start mid action on Eternia; he's He-Man, adventure ensues.

The 80s movie was the same thing! 90% is on Earth. Lame

[bada]

I was never into He-Man at all, but call me when they make a Thundercats movie.

I would take any number of cartoon live action remakes from my youth but they'll be bad so why bother. Like everything else it would be made by people that are embarrassed by the source material and all the characters will talk like Buffy cause that's the only old geek show the current crop of writers have watched.

[Buby]

Woof... yeah, I'm not feeling it. Maybe another trailer changes that?

I hate when they have to like go to modern day USA! in these things. The whole thing can and should work on Eternia. This doesn't feel like a difficult thing to fuck up.

I don't know. Maybe it'll be good.

I'm with you 100%. Everything up to when he's turns in to He-Man looks like a slog. You can just hear the story group saying "well he needs a arc so....let's start out on Earth and he's super goofy but later he becomes He-Man!". Why not just start mid action on Eternia; he's He-Man, adventure ensues.

The 80s movie was the same thing! 90% is on Earth. Lame

I had completely forgotten about that Drago He-Man atrocity
I don't think we're the target demographic for this new one, but we'll watch it anyway.

Specially if you ever owned one of these:

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