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Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 8:29 pm
by dimejinky99
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Blu-ray quality torrent = only 12 Trojans, 720p in 4X3 aspect, good quality camera on a tripod, and 3 coughs and a fart from the nearby audience members.

Han shot first.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 8:54 pm
by stip
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
stip wrote:No individual reaction is more valid than the other, but if we're going to ask whether or not the film succeeded in establishing that feeling then the reactions of everyone do matter. And the two hundred million dollars this movie will make and the overwhelmingly positive reviews (from reviewers falling over themselves to not get prequel sucker punched) does mean that it has struck a chord. The only way to measure the widespread reach of a subjective experience is by seeing how wide spread it is, and trying to understand what helped it reach the people it did.
Here's the thing, stip: I don't care how other people react. I don't care how much money it makes. The emotions of fans and the box office returns don't say anything about the film itself and whether it's any good. I have my own feelings about what helped it reach the people it did, and you have yours. We're not going to reconcile that.
Yes, and I'm not telling you that your feeling are wrong, per se. What you ARE doing which is wrong is that the film has had nothing to do with the way people react to it, and that the overwhelming majority of people have had an experience that is very different from yours. The intellectually honest thing to do is try to understand where that experience is coming from. As opposed to simply saying that the objective cataloging of where people's subjective experience is coming from should be dismissed on the basis that it does not gel with your own subjective experience. As you do in the comment below. [/quote]

LoathedVermin72 wrote:
stip wrote:And there are a lot of things we've been talking about. The iconic sounds and images are obviously powerful, as is the way that the story managed to utilize existing attachments to established characters in ways that felt earned and authentic (witness almost every reaction to Han Solo, and compare this to the groaning way OT stuff was shoehorned into the prequels--simply seeing the characters is not enough--it has to feel organic). It creates the direct pipeline to the wellspring of good will and attachment that we have to the OT, and the innocent escapism and the way it fired our imaginations.
All of these are subjective points, and I don't agree with any of them. Banking on nostalgic connections and the power of established iconography is lazy and uncreative at best, and backwards-looking and retarding at worst.
You just dismissed vast swaths of the entire history of art, including every piece of art inspired by religion. The sistine chapel is many things, but it's probably not lazy or uncreative.

And as far as the backwards looking/retarding stuff goes, I would agree with you if not for the fact that the principle point of the Force Awakens was to set up a journey of entirely new characters taking place in what is now unrecorded star wars history.

This critique would also draw more water if you were not looking forward to a Star Wars movie that takes place entirely in the past, telling a story we don't really need to know, featuring an outcome we are already aware of. Directed by a guy whose claim to fame was making another god damned Godzilla movie.

That's my problem LV. These critiques are entirely hollow coming from you, since you embrace plenty of films guilty of everything you just criticized. Which is fine, you happen to like those movies. But then don't dress up your critique of this stuff in this high handed nonsense when the only distinction is subjectivity. If you happen to like the nostalgic connection and power of established iconography (fucking Godzilla) then it is high art, and if you don't it is backwards looking and retarding.

LoathedVermin72 wrote: I think it's important to note that all of the previous SW films were forwards-looking. "Frontier filmmaking," if you will. Yes, even the prequels; they may have dealt with familiar characters, but technologically, aesthetically, and ideologically, Lucas was not content to merely coddle nostalgia and repeat past successes.
Are you describing Avatar or the prequels?

LoathedVermin72 wrote: He tried something new. He took a risk. Did it pay off? Most people would say "no." But I will take Lucas's awkward innovation over Abrams's hollow nostalgia any day. Shooting on film and using a lot of practical effects don't mean the same thing today that they did back in 1977. Those things were utilized because that was the cutting edge at the time. Now they are being utilized to replicate a look and feel. I don't think that's worthwhile. And I don't think it's conducive to firing imaginations. Although, I suppose it may be conducive to "innocent escapism," since the very concept of that is something I don't believe in and don't think movies are for.
I refer you again to Batman V Superman, Godzilla, ID4 II, Rogue One, and I'm sure a host of other films. You can read deeper themes into these films. I won't argue that they're there. But they are also innocent escapism that contains just enough substance so that you don't have to feel silly watching it. As is Force Awakens (or the Marvel movies). That you like one and not the other is not due to a qualitatively more substantive approach to ideas and themes. They just happen to strike an aesthetic chord that speaks to you that you are high highhandedly confusing with superiority.
LoathedVermin72 wrote:
stip wrote: But this is more than just seeing these things again. The movie expertly captured the tone and the values of the original trilogy.
Here's a thought: Why is this good? Why do I want a new movie to merely recapture? Again, that is nostalgia. Replication. Which is, essentially, meaningless.
So is fetishizing the new. There is room in a balanced diet for all of these things. One is neither inherently superior nor inferior to the other. Even if one is, both are necessary.

And again, I refer you to Batman V Superman, Godzilla, ID4 II, Rogue One


LoathedVermin72 wrote: Armond White hit on an important point in his review:

"The great renaissance of American filmmaking during the 1970s and its regeneration of film culture (when movies were seen as a vital means of approaching and understanding contemporary experience) were doomed by Star Wars’ pseudo-imaginative, non-campy rehash of escapist junk. Now, the rebooted, politically empty The Force Awakens suggests a boot stuck in the rear of film culture’s flabby remains."

This is exactly why TFA, and all of the other nostalgia-fetishizing movies and TV coming out lately, feel so weightless and worthless to me. Film - art - is, as White said, "a means of approaching and understanding contemporary experience." It's modern mythmaking. When we begin to look at film as trivial escapism, merely a means to coddle our feelings and infantilize ourselves, a vital part of our culture, our voice, is lost. TFA is not about human experience. It is about recreating some warm feelings from our youth in the most non-confrontational way possible. It's goal is to be innocuous. And when that (backed by a ruthless corporate blitzkrieg) becomes the single most popular piece of art on the planet? That's catastrophic.

"With Star Wars, product has not only taken the place of art; it has replaced myth."
To think that the prominence of blockbuster filmmaking has somehow prevented films from dealing with contemporary experience is ludicrous. Those films are out there. And it's not that existing films suck all the oxygen out of the air so no one notices those films. The existence of the Force Awakens does not mean that a billion dollars worth of people were going to go see the Revenant. And likewise the idea that blockbuster films can't say intelligent things is also moronic (see Hunger Games--at least the first one or Kingsmen for recent examples of films with lots of smart things to say about class). Force Awakens is not trying to. But something does not need to have social commentary to have social value, especially for a film that, in deeply cynical times, has a message focused on the experience of renewal.


That last comment that you have italicized is nonsense. Star Wars is myth. What people miss is that the story drives the product, and not the other way around. Even if elements are put into a story and added to the myth with the hope of selling something, it is the story connection, and not its commercial intent, that ensures its success. The idea that art has to be stripped of any sort of commercial implications to maintain some kind of bullshit purity ignores, amongst other things, the entire history of art, which has always required sponsorship.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 8:58 pm
by LoathedVermin72
And that, stip, is why I don't engage with you. Just like in the terrorism thread, I feel like I am talking right past you. You are arguing against points I'm not even making. You misunderstand even the most basic things I am talking about.

Let's just agree to disagree. On everything. Ever.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:04 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Image
Didn't you fuckers read the description?

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:14 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
Disney don't fuck around.

Image

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:15 pm
by stip
LoathedVermin72 wrote:And that, stip, is why I don't engage with you. Just like in the terrorism thread, I feel like I am talking right past you. You are arguing against points I'm not even making. You misunderstand even the most basic things I am talking about.

Let's just agree to disagree. On everything. Ever.

I think I understand you fully, LV. Don't confuse categorical disagreement with misunderstanding. It's not that I don't get you. It's that you don't like the implications of the things that you believe when you play them out :)

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:16 pm
by stip
Or alternately, you can point out an example of some place where i've talked past you or mischaracterized what you said or argued a point you're not making.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:16 pm
by stip
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Image
Didn't you fuckers read the description?
that was rumored a while ago

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:17 pm
by ABNorman
dimejinky99 wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Blu-ray quality torrent = only 12 Trojans, 720p in 4X3 aspect, good quality camera on a tripod, and 3 coughs and a fart from the nearby audience members.

Han shot first.
Fairly confident 99% of the people who'd download that have seen the film twice anyway.

Re: Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:19 pm
by Simple Torture
dimejinky99 wrote:There's a blu Ray quality version of FA on torrents already.

I heard
I've only seen a cam version.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:20 pm
by LoathedVermin72
stip wrote:
LoathedVermin72 wrote:And that, stip, is why I don't engage with you. Just like in the terrorism thread, I feel like I am talking right past you. You are arguing against points I'm not even making. You misunderstand even the most basic things I am talking about.

Let's just agree to disagree. On everything. Ever.

I think I understand you fully, LV. Don't confuse categorical disagreement with misunderstanding. It's not that I don't get you. It's that you don't like the implications of the things that you believe when you play them out :)
Again, no, that is not what's happening at all. But whatever makes you feel better. :)

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:21 pm
by LoathedVermin72
stip wrote:Or alternately, you can point out an example of some place where i've talked past you or mischaracterized what you said or argued a point you're not making.
Nah, I'm done. This really isn't worth the effort for either of us. Like I said, let's perpetually agree to disagree on everything and move on.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:22 pm
by Mecca
stip wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:
Sgt. Crackpot wrote:Image
Didn't you fuckers read the description?
that was rumored a while ago
because he's black

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:40 pm
by stip
well it makes sense. There's one black guy in the whole universe. He HAS to be his son.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:50 pm
by Daniel Bryan
Just got home from second viewing. My brother, dad and uncle absolutely loved it. They were gushing as we left the cinema.

I enjoyed it even more this time. Rey is absolutely my favourite character. I'm utterly invested in her journey. Kylo Ren definitely fucked up when he tried to extract info from her mind. He knows he fucked up, too. That shit scared him and he was weaker from that moment on.

I want NO redemption for Ren. That fucker killed Han Solo. He should be killed with fire. His journey is very intriguing too. He wants so badly to be evil; he has this romanticised idea of Darth Vader and is striving to be him. But does he even know that Vader saw the light just before he died? I wonder what that would do to his psyche.

I think its possible that Rey is Luke's daughter, but I'm not fussed if she isn't. They obviously have some kind of past relationship. Maybe I'm the only one but I'm not overly bothered about a showdown between Kylo Ren/Snoke and Luke. I think at some point he'll have a fight with them, and he'll probably die. If that happens, its perhaps in the final film so that the stakes are super high. But, if they tell Rey's story properly, then I think she should be the one to have the final important battle and take down the bad guys.

I fucking love this film.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:52 pm
by BurtReynolds
Maybe he's the son of that guy in the prequels. No, the other one.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:54 pm
by stip
BurtReynolds wrote:Maybe he's the son of that guy in the prequels. No, the other one.
can't be. that guy had an eyepatch. Finn has two eyes

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 9:56 pm
by BurtReynolds
stip wrote:
BurtReynolds wrote:Maybe he's the son of that guy in the prequels. No, the other one.
can't be. that guy had an eyepatch. Finn has two eyes
well then he has to be a Calrissian then.

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 10:00 pm
by Sgt. Crackpot
stip wrote:well it makes sense. There's one black guy in the whole universe. He HAS to be his son.
Just like Rey HAS to be Luke's daughter because she's a Jedi.

YOU'RE ALL FORCIST!

Re: STAR WARS SPOILER THREAD. SPOILERS WITHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun December 20, 2015 10:01 pm
by stip
all those jedi look alike to me