UNPOPULAR PEARL JAM OPINIONS

[epilogue]

The singer's theory about whales is really dumb. He has no science to back that up.

My friend 'Bret' and I were at a Decemberists concert in Lawrence KS a few years back. Colin Meloy was prepping the audience on how to react during The Mariner's Revenge song. They had a cardboard whale and they wanted the audience to scream as if being chewed to death by the whale. My friend, 'Bret' yelled out "WHALES DON'T HAVE TEETH."

That shut Colin Meloy right up, I'll tell you. And when the time came to sing the lyric, "I must have slipped between its teeth" Colin mumbled and glared at my friend.

It was amazing and to this day remains my favorite story about whales.

Killer whales have teeth...

Irronius!

[chewm]

Whale Song is fantastic.

It's no Happy When I'm Crying. But, yeah, it's cool.

I listened to HWIC today and liked it a lot better than I remembered but its still not as good.

Fair enough. At least you gave it a spin. You're alright, chewn. I don't care what theplatypus says.

Wait what?

[VinylGuy]

After all this years, i enjoyed "Ole".

The call and response at the end is great.

[Self]

The singer's theory about whales is really dumb. He has no science to back that up.

My friend 'Bret' and I were at a Decemberists concert in Lawrence KS a few years back. Colin Meloy was prepping the audience on how to react during The Mariner's Revenge song. They had a cardboard whale and they wanted the audience to scream as if being chewed to death by the whale. My friend, 'Bret' yelled out "WHALES DON'T HAVE TEETH."

That shut Colin Meloy right up, I'll tell you. And when the time came to sing the lyric, "I must have slipped between its teeth" Colin mumbled and glared at my friend.

It was amazing and to this day remains my favorite story about whales.

Killer whales have teeth...

There are about 65 different species of whales that have teeth. Not only is Joe's friend wrong, but he was a jerk that day too.

[Colin Meloy]

The singer's theory about whales is really dumb. He has no science to back that up.

My friend 'Bret' and I were at a Decemberists concert in Lawrence KS a few years back. Colin Meloy was prepping the audience on how to react during The Mariner's Revenge song. They had a cardboard whale and they wanted the audience to scream as if being chewed to death by the whale. My friend, 'Bret' yelled out "WHALES DON'T HAVE TEETH."

That shut Colin Meloy right up, I'll tell you. And when the time came to sing the lyric, "I must have slipped between its teeth" Colin mumbled and glared at my friend.

It was amazing and to this day remains my favorite story about whales.

Killer whales have teeth...

There are about 65 different species of whales that have teeth. Not only is Joe's friend wrong, but he was a jerk that day too.

Yeah and I'm still waiting for that asshole to apologize.

[spike]

The singer's theory about whales is really dumb. He has no science to back that up.

My friend 'Bret' and I were at a Decemberists concert in Lawrence KS a few years back. Colin Meloy was prepping the audience on how to react during The Mariner's Revenge song. They had a cardboard whale and they wanted the audience to scream as if being chewed to death by the whale. My friend, 'Bret' yelled out "WHALES DON'T HAVE TEETH."

That shut Colin Meloy right up, I'll tell you. And when the time came to sing the lyric, "I must have slipped between its teeth" Colin mumbled and glared at my friend.

It was amazing and to this day remains my favorite story about whales.

Killer whales have teeth...

There are about 65 different species of whales that have teeth. Not only is Joe's friend wrong, but he was a jerk that day too.

Yeah and I'm still waiting for that asshole to apologize.

ahoy, meloy.

[Kevin Davis]

The singer's theory about whales is really dumb. He has no science to back that up.

My friend 'Bret' and I were at a Decemberists concert in Lawrence KS a few years back. Colin Meloy was prepping the audience on how to react during The Mariner's Revenge song. They had a cardboard whale and they wanted the audience to scream as if being chewed to death by the whale. My friend, 'Bret' yelled out "WHALES DON'T HAVE TEETH."

That shut Colin Meloy right up, I'll tell you. And when the time came to sing the lyric, "I must have slipped between its teeth" Colin mumbled and glared at my friend.

It was amazing and to this day remains my favorite story about whales.

Killer whales have teeth...

There are about 65 different species of whales that have teeth. Not only is Joe's friend wrong, but he was a jerk that day too.

Yeah and I'm still waiting for that asshole to apologize.

You mean you're still waiting for that ne'er-do-well scoundrel to put forth his declaration of contrition?

[Colin Meloy]

The singer's theory about whales is really dumb. He has no science to back that up.

My friend 'Bret' and I were at a Decemberists concert in Lawrence KS a few years back. Colin Meloy was prepping the audience on how to react during The Mariner's Revenge song. They had a cardboard whale and they wanted the audience to scream as if being chewed to death by the whale. My friend, 'Bret' yelled out "WHALES DON'T HAVE TEETH."

That shut Colin Meloy right up, I'll tell you. And when the time came to sing the lyric, "I must have slipped between its teeth" Colin mumbled and glared at my friend.

It was amazing and to this day remains my favorite story about whales.

Killer whales have teeth...

There are about 65 different species of whales that have teeth. Not only is Joe's friend wrong, but he was a jerk that day too.

Yeah and I'm still waiting for that asshole to apologize.

You mean you're still waiting for that ne'er-do-well scoundrel to put forth his declaration of contrition?

Well I ain't waiting for no January hymn

[E.H. Ruddock]

The two most disliked band members (on this board anyway) are my two favorite. :/

[Strat]

The two most disliked band members (on this board anyway) are my two favorite. :/

who? Ed? Mike?

[Jorge]

Mike and Matt

[E.H. Ruddock]

Mike and Matt

yeah

[Strat]

Mike and Matt

yeah

I love them. I love you, friend.

[evenslow]

Mike and Matt

yeah

I love them. I love you, friend.

I love them all. I sure do spend enough time thinking and posting about them.

Do you think they read my posts and nod in silent agreement once in awhile?

[PHATJ]

Mike and Matt

yeah

[spike]

I don't care about a TOTD reunion.

[PHATJ]

I don't care about a TOTD reunion.

I don't either. I'll probably watch a clip or two on YouTube and that will be it.

[Ledbetterman10]

Sit-down acoustic sets to start the first encore are fucking boring.

[Bammer]

I don't care about a TOTD reunion.

I don't either. I'll probably watch a clip or two on YouTube and that will be it.

If you lived in a coastal city you'd care

[96583UP]

it's surprising how many of the faithfull seem to idolize every b-side from 2005 onward yet the TOTD opus is brushed aside like it ain't no thang

maybe if there was a poster pre-sale and sticker set they would know the folly of their ways