Red Mosquito

the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always..having a Johnnie walker rye..they're all still at the hospital..no good news yet..the dogs can sense something's not right

Neighbor unexpectedly took the kids for a couple hours. I am just sitting here RMing watching the Mariners while Mrs. Bam takes a nap.

Talk about Life Wasted

you should def go creep on Mrs. bam

Bruce and e street are playing just down the street from me here tonight and I could hear them loud and clear sounchecking earlier. Atlantic city and light of day and a few others.
I won’t even have to leave the couch I can hear the whole gig tonight. Cool.

my wife and father in law are back at the hospital this morning to check on mother in law..they're pretty sure she had a stroke..she seems to be ok for now..the endless phone calls to insurance companies has been fun since they are now in the states but are Canadian citizens..looks like we'll get a lot of air miles having to pay this up front

doug rr wrote:the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always

Oh thank God

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always

Oh thank God

yeah, that was the important part..leftovers for days now..just got a text and MIL is alert and being C*nty as usual my wife said..

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always

Oh thank God

yeah, that was the important part..leftovers for days now..just got a text and MIL is alert and being C*nty as usual my wife said..

Does she have any hot granddaughters?

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always

Oh thank God

yeah, that was the important part..leftovers for days now..just got a text and MIL is alert and being C*nty as usual my wife said..

Does she have any hot granddaughters?

no..just a big group of old grumpy people that looks like they could raise a barn..a lot of shirt tuckers and top button fasteners..

dang dude

glad she is ok

What’s wrong with shirt tuckers

bodysnatcher wrote:What’s wrong with shirt tuckers

Better a shirt tucker than a short fucker.

Or a shart sucker for that matter.

i like to tuck in a t-shirt underneath a sweatshirt

I tuck my tshirt into my gym shorts when I sleep

bodysnatcher wrote:I tuck my tshirt into my gym shorts when I sleep

How many pair of jorts you holdin

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always

Oh thank God

yeah, that was the important part..leftovers for days now..just got a text and MIL is alert and being C*nty as usual my wife said..

Does she have any hot granddaughters?

no..just a big group of old grumpy people that looks like they could raise a barn..a lot of shirt tuckers and top button fasteners..

Some terms I have never said or even thought of, but will start using regularly.

Bammer wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

doug rr wrote:the bone in pork shoulder turned out great as always

Oh thank God

yeah, that was the important part..leftovers for days now..just got a text and MIL is alert and being C*nty as usual my wife said..

Does she have any hot granddaughters?

no..just a big group of old grumpy people that looks like they could raise a barn..a lot of shirt tuckers and top button fasteners..

Some terms I have never said or even thought of, but will start using regularly.

The top button fastener, untucked are the ones you gotta watch out for

hope things turn out positive doug

and remember, the difference between outlaws and in-laws are that outlaws are wanted

I drew the short straw and have to drive my FIL to the hospital this morning..we'll leave him there most of the day and then my wife will pick him up..he'll be tired from being yelled at all day and ready for a drink when he gets back..we were supposed to drive them back to Vancouver today but that sure as shit isn't happening..last night we went to visit and I left a baseball there..I signed it as babe ruth, Edgar Martinez, randy Johnson and ken Griffey Jr..it said get well soon which was a lie..