Anybody want a Corona?

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

You disgusting oronasalphile!! Say ten Hail Faucis for this blasphemy!!

i'd trade 10 verbs for one fauci

[verb_to_trust]

I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

You disgusting oronasalphile!! Say ten Hail Faucis for this blasphemy!!

i'd trade 10 verbs for one fauci

Mask be upon him!

[lennytheweedwhacker]

I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

You disgusting oronasalphile!! Say ten Hail Faucis for this blasphemy!!

i'd trade 10 verbs for one fauci

Mask be upon him!

you're trump i'm facui simple schoolboy is lindsey graham spike is pelosi

[Norah]

I’d rather your favorite burrito place die than thousands of more Americans.

Someone needs to tell Congress that it doesn't have to be one or the other.

[verb_to_trust]

I’d rather your favorite burrito place die than thousands of more Americans.

Someone needs to tell Congress that it doesn't have to be both.

Spike has read the scriptures!! 2nd Pritzker Verse 12 outlines the dangers of acquiring the pestilence particles in the unholy zones!!

[spike]

I’d rather your favorite burrito place die than thousands of more Americans.

Someone needs to tell Congress that it doesn't have to be both.

Exactly, small business owners didn’t have to be in their impossible situation. Failure by our conservative leadership throughout, and now weaklings like verb have finally cracked as we trudge on.

[E.H. Ruddock]

This whole schtick verb has turned to instead of defending his position is weird. And sad. But I guess he'll get the last laugh when the Republicans overturn the election on January 6

[Stickman]

I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

[knee tunes]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

[verb_to_trust]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

He is most Holy!! (MBUH)

[verb_to_trust]

I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

Ray Liota needs to cover his disgusting mouth anus!!! Wear.A.Mask!!

[Rob]

I guess Verb is now the obnoxious atheist in his new narrative.

[Bi_3]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

[verb_to_trust]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

Are you saying our Prophet is only a mere lifetime bureaucrat?! BLASPHEMY!! Say 10 Hail Faucis or be damned to the Eternal Ventilator!!

[Bi_3]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

Are you saying our Prophet is only a mere lifetime bureaucrat?! BLASPHEMY!! Say 10 Hail Faucis or be damned to the Eternal Ventilator!!

I’ll be or I’ll be damned

[knee tunes]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

Are you saying our Prophet is only a mere lifetime bureaucrat?! BLASPHEMY!! Say 10 Hail Faucis or be damned to the Eternal Ventilator!!

I’ll be or I’ll be damned

[E.H. Ruddock]

Good, intelligent conversation going on in here about why some think fauci and the doctors studying it are wrong would be nice. I'm open to any ideas/thoughts on the mask issue as it's clear nothing is really slowing the spread of this, but shit posting some lame schtick is more productive I guess

[knee tunes]

Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

He is most Holy!! (MBUH)

No, I said he's a doctor , not a god or high priest .

[Peeps]

sorry verb but your schtick is officially annoying. let me know when its over so i can unfoe you

[BurtReynolds]