Red Mosquito

verb_to_trust wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

You disgusting oronasalphile!! Say ten Hail Faucis for this blasphemy!!

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

You disgusting oronasalphile!! Say ten Hail Faucis for this blasphemy!!

i'd trade 10 verbs for one fauci

verb_to_trust wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

You disgusting oronasalphile!! Say ten Hail Faucis for this blasphemy!!

i'd trade 10 verbs for one fauci

Mask be upon him!

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Norris wrote:

spike wrote:I’d rather your favorite burrito place die than thousands of more Americans.

Someone needs to tell Congress that it doesn't have to be both.

Norris wrote:

spike wrote:I’d rather your favorite burrito place die than thousands of more Americans.

Someone needs to tell Congress that it doesn't have to be both.

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

knee tunes wrote:Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

Stickman wrote:

lennytheweedwhacker wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:I need to come clean.

Lately, I've been looking at women in mesh masks the internet. At first it was just a curiosity thing. I just wanted to see some lips again (not whole lips, just softcore stuff, definitely not anything like full dental). I know, it's still gross.

My wife and I did the see through masks thing for a while when we were alone in our house, but one day she decided she was no longer comfortable doing that and we needed to commit our lives fully to the Church of Covid. I thought I was okay with it at first but then I started having these dreams about lady lips.

Long story short, one day, my wife caught me looking at pictures of women in mesh masks from her air sealed side of the plexiglass that divides our living room. She was furious and asked me if that was why my eyes always seemed distracted in our Zoom meetings and threatened to leave me. She said if the daily case count ever dropped below ten she would be out of her side of the house and go quarantine in her own separate building.

Hopefully by coming clean I can get better, and make the best of my miserable existence. Maybe my wife will one day join me again from her side.of the plexiglass? She hasn't Zoomed me since a week before Faucimas.

Any advice on how I can save my marriage?

yeah start sucking her dick more

knee tunes wrote:Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

Bi_3 wrote:

knee tunes wrote:Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

verb_to_trust wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:

knee tunes wrote:Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

Are you saying our Prophet is only a mere lifetime bureaucrat?! BLASPHEMY!! Say 10 Hail Faucis or be damned to the Eternal Ventilator!!

Bi_3 wrote:

verb_to_trust wrote:

Bi_3 wrote:

knee tunes wrote:Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

A 36 year tenure is probably not a good thing unless he got the job at 25

Are you saying our Prophet is only a mere lifetime bureaucrat?! BLASPHEMY!! Say 10 Hail Faucis or be damned to the Eternal Ventilator!!

I’ll be or I’ll be damned

verb_to_trust wrote:

knee tunes wrote:Verb, did you know that Fauci is a doctor?

An immunologist to be exact who is also the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984?

Have you lost your marbles or what happened?

He is most Holy!! (MBUH)