Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 1:00 pm
Bi_3 wrote:Unions.bart wrote:Did they talk about why there still is a Night’s Watch?
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HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
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Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 1:03 pm
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 1:17 pm
nice. The federalist of all places crushed it with memes:
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:24 pm
gonna risk pulling a B for this
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:37 pm
That video made me feel bad about myself. I couldn't read fast enough to keep up with it.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:45 pm
It was a little funny, nice touch with the music.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:50 pm
That’s great. Thank you for sharing that.dimejinky99 wrote:Tyrion has started to tell this joke three times in the entire series. Always gets cut off. Here’s the full joke.
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....”
Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey... Madame: And what about the third wish? Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh? Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!!!
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:52 pm
Concept: B+bada wrote:That video made me feel bad about myself. I couldn't read fast enough to keep up with it.
Humor content: D-
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:53 pm
wease wrote:That’s great. Thank you for sharing that.dimejinky99 wrote:Tyrion has started to tell this joke three times in the entire series. Always gets cut off. Here’s the full joke.
"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel....”
Madame: What can we do for you? Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me. Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule? Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey... Madame: And what about the third wish? Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee. Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh? Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!!!
- Spoiler: show
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 2:57 pm
Well I dunno about this.
BREAKING: Game of Thrones TV show lore-master & writer Bryan Cogman now leading Amazon’s LOTR.
He is known as the “third head” alongside Benioff & Weiss whose job was to maintain book fidelity across the GoT TV series. He is also responsible for “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” an episode that broke many fans with a storyline not in the books.
BREAKING: Game of Thrones TV show lore-master & writer Bryan Cogman now leading Amazon’s LOTR.
He is known as the “third head” alongside Benioff & Weiss whose job was to maintain book fidelity across the GoT TV series. He is also responsible for “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” an episode that broke many fans with a storyline not in the books.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:08 pm
I didn’t feel Jon being banished was a punishment at all. I think he absolutely wanted to go back there to a place where he didn’t have to worry about being a king or lord or anything. He even gets to be a ranger which is what he wanted to be the first time he was sent. And as far as him having no choice, he was commanded to be over Castle Black and he said fuck it and left to go beyond the wall.
All the Stark kids (that were still alive) ended up getting exactly what they wanted. Thanks, Bran!!
Now, onto more pressing questions:
WTF happened to that white horse Arya found and was riding like a bat out of hell at the end of the previous episode?
All the Stark kids (that were still alive) ended up getting exactly what they wanted. Thanks, Bran!!
Now, onto more pressing questions:
WTF happened to that white horse Arya found and was riding like a bat out of hell at the end of the previous episode?
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:10 pm
Also:
I want a “Adventures of Arya” series NOW, Home Box Office!!
I want a “Adventures of Arya” series NOW, Home Box Office!!
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:20 pm
I didn’t see one single watchman at the wall. It’s was all free folk.
Jon absolutely got what he wanted owing to his eye roll inducing sense of honour and having to pay for his crime.
He went north of the wall with his pals and ghost.
In no universe is that a punishment
It was bran and Tyrion figuring out what’s the best way to get rid of the unsullied and making it seem like it’s justice and a punishment. It isn’t.
Jon absolutely got what he wanted owing to his eye roll inducing sense of honour and having to pay for his crime.
He went north of the wall with his pals and ghost.
In no universe is that a punishment
It was bran and Tyrion figuring out what’s the best way to get rid of the unsullied and making it seem like it’s justice and a punishment. It isn’t.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:28 pm
He was also sentenced to never having children. That’s awful.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 3:29 pm
Please, no.wease wrote:Also:
I want a “Adventures of Arya” series NOW, Home Box Office!!
It was bad enough seeing her doing that annoying standing on the ship's bow pose this show somehow fell in love with.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 5:08 pm
Exactlydimejinky99 wrote:I didn’t see one single watchman at the wall. It’s was all free folk.
Jon absolutely got what he wanted owing to his eye roll inducing sense of honour and having to pay for his crime.
He went north of the wall with his pals and ghost.
In no universe is that a punishment
It was bran and Tyrion figuring out what’s the best way to get rid of the unsullied and making it seem like it’s justice and a punishment. It isn’t.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 5:08 pm
As if he is going to adhere to that.Anders wrote:He was also sentenced to never having children. That’s awful.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 5:09 pm
It was a callback to that season finale that had her standing on the boat. It was perfect.EJ wrote:Please, no.wease wrote:Also:
I want a “Adventures of Arya” series NOW, Home Box Office!!
It was bad enough seeing her doing that annoying standing on the ship's bow pose this show somehow fell in love with.
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 7:26 pm
See? Rian Johnson can see the future. This is from a month ago
Re: HBO: Game of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire)
Posted: Tue May 21, 2019 10:53 pm
