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Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:31 am
by Monkey_Driven
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:32 am
by lennytheweedwhacker
i might fall asleep before the 4th quarter dadgummit

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:32 am
by verb_to_trust
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
Threes are boring

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:33 am
by 96583UP
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:34 am
by Monkey_Driven
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:35 am
by verb_to_trust
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
'Just shut the fuck up and enjoy the greatness'- Adam Silver

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:36 am
by verb_to_trust
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
Outlaw twink curry

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:36 am
by 96583UP
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:37 am
by Monkey_Driven
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:38 am
by 96583UP
or maybe they roll out the 'majaerle rule': no more than eight 3-pointers in a game are allowed, across both teams, combined



PS was he on steroids?

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:38 am
by verb_to_trust
No. Dunks are cool

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:39 am
by Monkey_Driven
verb_to_trust wrote:No. Dunks are cool
What about Kyle Korver of 2017 Ginobli dunks?

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:40 am
by 96583UP
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3's
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:42 am
by Monkey_Driven
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3's
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
Racist.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:43 am
by 96583UP
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
96583UP wrote:
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:
96583UP wrote:the NBA needs to revert to having no 3-point line
God no.
in the absence of some sort of better salary cap discipline, it's the only way to mitigate the blowouts
Want to outlaw the forward pass in football too?
maybe this instead:

once a player makes five 3-pointers in a game, the rest become worth only 2
If a player has more than five dunks they just shoot from outside of the paint the rest of the game...
if a player is white, he can shoot as many 3's as he wants; and get away with having even a few 2's count as 3's
if a player is black, his 3-pointers will count 3/5 of a normal 3-pointer; and if he approaches the scorer's table or a referee with any sort of animosity he is shot on site with a t-shirt cannon
Racist.
the NBA will have Law and Order. It's just a 3-point ban, to make the game safer and great again.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:45 am
by Monkey_Driven
I think Zaza has cost the Warriors about 12 points by my estimation.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:50 am
by verb_to_trust
Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me want to smash his face.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:53 am
by verb_to_trust
Damn has officially become lame as hell with that Mark Jackson Humble line.

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 2:54 am
by Monkey_Driven
verb_to_trust wrote:Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me was to smash his face.
Do you think Kyrie is good at frisbee?

Re: NBA Thread

Posted: Thu June 08, 2017 3:00 am
by verb_to_trust
Monkey_Driven wrote:
verb_to_trust wrote:Steph flexing his muscles on that and 1 makes me was to smash his face.
Do you think Kyrie is good at frisbee?
Idgaf