Red Mosquito

One ring. Twenty-nine grunge boys. No instruments -- just fists.

Who would win the grunge fight?

We know it wouldn't be Ament!

Shepherd would probably kill these other guys in a brawl.

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Shepherd would probably kill these other guys in a brawl.

I dunno. Abbruzzese is from Texas. He probably learned a thing or two there.

wease wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Shepherd would probably kill these other guys in a brawl.

I dunno. Abbruzzese is from Texas. He probably learned a thing or two there.

He seems like a sensitive hippie bro though

LoathedVermin72 wrote:

wease wrote:

LoathedVermin72 wrote:Shepherd would probably kill these other guys in a brawl.

I dunno. Abbruzzese is from Texas. He probably learned a thing or two there.

He seems like a sensitive hippie bro though

Not as much as the other guys. Remember, he bought two guns.

wease wrote:We know it wouldn't be Ament!

Ben Shepherd would eat all these dudes for breakfast.

Sean Kinney looks kinda tough.

AiC would win the band fight. Layne and Kinney look like scrapers who'd do anything to get an advantage.

Let's face it, the grungers weren't the toughest of lads.

Ben Sheppard was the easy answer. I bet a drugged up raging Scott Weiland could do some damage.

I would say the arm strength advantage for the drummers is a factor.

Definitely not Kurt, Layne, Chris, Scott or John Baker Saunders because they're all dead.

If it was all the other guys against Ben Shepherd, he would still probably win.

Battle of the Bands:
Soundgarden beats Pearl Jam to move on to the finals. In a surprise, old Pearl Jam Matt Cameron takes out young Soundgarden Matt Cameron. The key was grabbing onto the floppy hairdo of young Matt Cameron and throwing him out a nearby window. Unfortunately, old Matt Cameron was immediately dispatched of by a bloody but still more than able Kim Thayil, who had just delivered a boot to the ass of a shitstained Mike McCready. The fight of the bassists barely lasts five seconds due to the quick thinking of one Ben Shepherd, who merely has to pretend that he is robbing Jeff Ament for JA to run away, leaving his bandmates at the mercy of the flesh hungry Ben.

Alice in Chains takes out Stone Temple Pilots in the quarterfinals with a divide and conquer strategy centering on the DeLeo brothers, who somehow end up fighting one another to the death over which one is which. Meanwhile, knowing an addict when he sees one, Layne Staley approaches Scott Weiland with a shiny coke spoon, putting Weiland in a desirous fugue state. Not wasting a moment, Staley grabs the megaphone from Weiland's vulnerable hands and beats him to a pulp. Staley disposes of the body in a readymade wooden coffin and screams, "YOU'RE THE MAN IN THE BOX!"

The finals are over before they begin when Ben Shepherd gives the members of AiC an ultimatum.

"You have three seconds to all jump out the window," he says in a monotone so disturbing it provokes that exact result.

SOUNDGARDEN WIN

Spoiler: show

These are not team fights. It's every man for himself. If Soundgarden is left standing, then the Soundgardeners must fight amongst themselves in order to win the title of Strongest Grunge Boy

Ben Shepherd is the winner of the grunge boy brawl

i hadn't voted or saw the responses and then voted and picked Ben Shepherd and was pleased to see we are all in agreement

i heard before SG re-united he was literally living on the streets in FL at one point

You left out Peter Klett. Fuck you.